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I eat cause im not happy, and im not happy because eat, its a vicious cycle. (Austin drinks a cup of poo thinking it was coffee) A:This tastes like sh**! B. Exposition: Thats because it is sh** Austin. A:Oh. (takes another sip)A little nutty. (austin,s and felicity,s romance moment get disturbed,when somebody knock they door.) … Read more

#1: How dare you break wind before me! #2: I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was your turn! (1) Hey there you are (2) Do I know you (1) No, but there you are 1) Hey there you are! 2) Do I know you? 1)No, but that’s where you are you’re there! 1) how dare … Read more

(GETS HIT IN THE GROIN WITH A PROP METEOR) Good one A-Hole! Good God, let me find my balls here. 1,2….and 3…ok im fine, im fine. All right, let me find my balls for God’s sakes! 1, 2… and 3, okay; I’m ok. (Austin grabs Fat Bastard’s nipples and twists them) Fat Bastard: AHHH! My … Read more