(GETS HIT IN THE GROIN WITH A PROP METEOR)
Good one A-Hole! Good God, let me find my balls here. 1,2….and 3…ok im fine, im fine.
All right, let me find my balls for God’s sakes! 1, 2… and 3, okay; I’m ok.
(Austin grabs Fat Bastard’s nipples and twists them)
Fat Bastard: AHHH! My titties! You gave me a nurple!
(Austin is hanging onto Dr. Evil’s pants that he just accidently pulled down)
Austin: You know, I always thought you were crazy.
Dr. Evil: I know.
Austin: But now I see your nuts. Ah, thank you!
(Dr. Evil talking to prisoners): Tonight you’re going to start a riot and we’re gonna walk out the front door! *Prisoners laugh*
(Prisoner): Hey man, i know a guy who’s on crack that make more sense than you.
(Dr. Evil): really? then i’ll put it to you this way cuz! *Half the prisoners start dancing w/ him and Mini-Me*
(dutch accent) I’m from Holland, ishn’t dat veird?
(fat bastard gets off the toilet and looks in it) WHAT?!?!?!?! i didn’t have any corn!!!!!!
(Kevin Spacey/Dr. Evil): Hey Powers, you better figgin watch yourself because this is one evil doctor who does make house calls, right Mini-Me?
(Danny DeVito/Mini-Me): Hey assholes! Over here! I’m Mini-Me! Come and get me! *Fires gun*
(Nigel): you got an issue? here’s a tissue!
*Globe lands on Dr. Evil’s head* (Dr. Evil): Owwwwwww! (Goldmember): Shiza! (Dr.Evil): Well congratulations numbnuts! You’ve succeded in turning me into a friggin’ jack-in-the-box!
*Mini-Me’s opening an envelope, Austin powers come into his apartment and spots him w/ knife* (Austin): Ahhh! Assassin! (Mini-Me): EEEEEEEEE! *Makes a peace sign* (Austin): Oh you want to be friends right? *Mini-Me nods* Wait a tick… *remembers* Peace? Owwww! *Back* I’m not falling for that again!
……….having said that i do have a few suggestions
1 BBBIIIILLIIOONN dollars!MUAHAHAHA
1# may i present to you the very sexual the very toyt..Austin Powers Fash
2# his wat?
3# his fasha dr. evil
2# his farger… wats a farger
1# u know the fasha
2# yea goldmember i dont speak freaky dicky dutch ok perv. boy.. yea
1# u know the fasha.. the dad
2# oooo his dad his F-A-T-H-E-R FATHER
1) All right boys.. Chins up Trousers Down 2) All their privates have their prvates painted gold how bizarre!
1) can I have autograph? 2) And your name is? 1) Fook me 2) Oh behave baby. Now your name is 1) Fook me 2) You kiss your mother with that mouth?
1) Fook mi that was fast 2) Fook yu 1) You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom and I don’t care who knows it.
1)By the way, I do realize I have a large mole on my face. 2)Where? What? Where’s that mole? I didn’t see one. 1)I also realize the irony that I am myself–a mole. 2)No one would make that connection.
1)Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing. 2)How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!
1)Did you just soil yourself? 2)Maybe [laughs]It did sound a little wet didn’t? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let’s have a smell alright? Ooh, wafting, wafting. Oh everyone likes their own brand don’t they? This is magic! Alright – analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick… ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people’s cooking on each floor and you go ‘What are they cookin’?’ That, plus crap!
1)Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Asutin Power’s fassia. 2)His what? 3)His fassia Dr. Evil. 2)His ferder? 1)His fassia! You know, the fassia. 3)You know Goldmember, I don’t speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy? 1)Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia. 2)Oh his dad, oh his FATHER.
1)I used to think you were crazy. 2)I know. 1)But now I can see your nuts.
1)ladies and gentlemen my plan is scottie dont
1)Ladies and gentlemen my plan is, Scottie don’t. 2)Oh come on, you’re such a lame ass.
1)Oh! Someone has some daddy issues. 2)Nothing could be my father from the truth. 1)You said my father. 2)No I dadn’t. 1)How! 2) Didn’t! Did not. 1)Shabah! 2)For me this is a dad issue. Did issue! Dead dad! Dead beat dad! Daddy didn’t love me!
1)Ok chaps. Chins up, trousers down. I think we may have found a clue. 2) G–blimey! All your privates have had their privates painted gold! How bizzare! Imagine. Gilded talywackers, golden wedding tackle, 14 carat trouser snakes. 1)That’s enough. 2)Ok.
1)They’re getting away! 2)Tell me something I don’t know. 1)I open-mouth kissed a horse once. 2)Say what?! 1)That’s something you don’t know.
1)ur not gonna eat that are u?…yea…ya did…thats just gross 2)yesh….shalty….yesh yesh
1)Yes Frau, on the whole I think preparation H feels good. [laughter] 1)What is it now? 2)No, nothing, you know what, I agree. Preparation H does feel good—on the whole. 1)Well I’m glad we’re sprechen sie the same lingitie.
1)Yes, nice to mole you. Meet! Nice to meet your mole. Don’t say mole. 2)Stop. 1)I said mole. 2)Stop! 3)Bye. 1)Mole. Mole. Mole! 4)Oh shut up! 1)Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
1)Your car’s a mini. 2)It’s not the size mate, it’s how you use it.
1. Surely you have a little clone in you. 2.NO. 3. Would you like some?
1.) No, no, you both come at me and then i’ll take each of you down individually. Sigh…Ok, let’s do this; Judo Chop, Judo Chop. 2.) Oh, he’s good 1.) Who are you? Do you realize how many unidentified henchmen i’ve killed over the years? Look at you, you don’t even have a name tag! Tell you what… why don’t you just lay down, ok?
1: Can I paint their privates gold? It’s kind of my thing. 2: How ’bout NO, you crazy Dutch bastard!
1: Tell me something I don’t know. 2: I open mouth kissed a horse once. 1: Say what? 2: That’s something you don’t know.
1: Well, all I know is Mama only got a taste of honey, but she wanted the whole beehive. 2:Oh, beehive!
Can I paint his yoohoo gooooold? It’s kind of my thing.
How about no, you crazy dutch bastard!
Dr. Evil: On the whole, I think Preperation H feels good.
Scott: Laughs
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott: No, you’re right. Preperation H DOES feel good. On the hole.
Haven’t you ever heard of knocking man?
Riiight.
Don’t forget Mr. Powers, you have a brief oral examination.
I hope it’s mostly oral, and not too brief… baby.
Nothing could be my father from the truth
You said my father
No I dadn’t
Hi-ohhhh
Didn’t. Did not. For me, this is a dad issue.
Sha-bam
Dead issue. Dead dad. Dead beat dad. Daddy didn’t love me…
RUN!!!!! It’s Godzilla!
It Looks like Godzilla But due to International Copyright Laws…..It’s not.
Still we should run like it is Godzilla!
Though it’s not
You look very toit! Yesh, toit like a toiger! Yesh Yesh Yesh!
You know, I don’t think that’s something one dude should say to another dude! Yeah! A little creepy! Mmhmm!
?????Tea Kettle…and then she shat on a turtle
A) Did you just soil your self?? FB) Maby.. Alright now, everybody take a wiff of that… ooh this is magical…. you know when you go into an apartmet building and you say *ooh, what are they cookin?*, well, that plus crap, ooh, every body loves their own brand dont they?
a) you know this is causing me serious physcalogical harm
b) ohh …i dont no who am i
a)hmmm_______ perhaps it’s time for you to finishe un vailing your plan?
b) yes thankyou________. ladies and gentlemen my plan is …________don’t.
c) awwww come on your such a lame ass!
a)preperations A to G were a complete failure but now ladies and gentleman we finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call preperation H!
b)(laughs)
a) what?
b) why don’t you just call it preperation ass cream you ass.
a) i’m sorry did you want some ice cream
b) yes. i would love some choclate ass cream.
a)perhaps later
c)______ i love your plan
a)you ah
d) yah ehh dr it’s a real good plan
a)yes ________ on the whole i think preperation H feels good
b)(laughs)
a) what is it now?
b)no nothing, you know what i agree preperation H does feel good……’on the hole’
a) well i’m glad were sprekenzi the same ligadi, yeah ladies and gentlemen. using my time machine i shall travel back to 1975 pick up gold member and bring him back to the future. and the best part of this plan is…no one can stop me… not even__________________!
e)your surrounded _________
a) shit!
ah-thank-ya
ahh! i see you’re a tri-pod
ahhhhhhhh its GODZILLA!!!
-no, accoring to internation copyright right laws its not GODZILLA
– its GODZILLA..RUN!!!! (running and screamign liek little bitches
All right, let me find my balls for God’s sake! 1, 2… and 3, okay; I’m ok.
and a flock of seagulls
And that’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it. KC and the sunshine band.
And thats the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. KC and the Sunshine band!
AP: Did you just soil yourself?
FB: Maybe! I did sound a bit wet, right at the end!
AP: Did you just soil yourself?
FB: Maybe! It did sound a bit wet, right at the end!
As for you Mr. Powers this is bad news bears….Walter Matthua
Austin’s Father: There are two tings I can’t stand in the world. People who arn’t sensitive to other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.
Austin, this is my twin sister Fook Yu,,, Fook Yu,,,, Fook Mi
Austin: Mr. Roboto was lying to us
Foxxy: tell me something i don’t know
Austin: I opened my mouth and kissed a horse once
Foxxy: say what?
Austin: that’s something you don’t know
Austin: well i dont like to use gadgets… outside the bedroom i thank u (hahahahaha)
Austin: what’s your name?
Girl: Fook Mi
Austin: you kiss your mother with that mouth?, now what’s your name?
Girl :Fook Mi! *turns around and shows her name on her ‘backpack’*
Austin: oh taht’s your name, fook mi.
Fook Mi: you want a drink?
Austin: yes i’d love one *she rusn off* i have my own bar right …. *turns around to see Fook Mi* Fook Mi that was fast,
Fook Mi: oh behave *well no i dont think she says that but somethingof the sort*
Austin:Eww,there trouser snakes,their wedding tackle,their twig ‘n berries!They turned gold!
Austn:Your crazy Goldmember! Goldmember:And thats the vay uh huh uh huh I like it!(wispering)K.C. and da Sunshine Band
a_)you ok ________ did i pull to hard i didn’t mean to hurt you
b) _____
a) yeah
b)what does _________ plan got to do with us
Bad news bears. Walter Mathou
blimey you’re a tripod
But nothing compares to this: being in the belly of the beast night after night. Daddy’s all pent up — let’s freak!!
but when your an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, were your sense of right, wrong, fair, unfair will always be tragically skewed (fat bastard farts)
austin: did u just soil yourself??
fat bastard: maybe..it did sound a little wet didnt it right at the end. oOo lets have a smell oOo waufting waufting O everyone likes there own brand dont they O this is magic. all right anaylsis, O smells like carrots and throw up. O that could gag a maggot. it smells like, hot, sick, ASS in a dead carcass. oh even stink would say that stinks. ya know when u got an apartment buiulding an u can smell other peoples cookin on each floor an u go what r they cookin, that plus crap.
DE: ya, ba…by……..no? just trying it on.
did u just soil urself? maybe..it did sound a lil wet at the en didnt it eww!! alright lets have a smell shall we..wafting wafting..everyone likes their own brand dont they..this is magic!! alright analysis..smells like carrots and throw up..o that could gag a maggot.o even stink would say that stinks..you knowwhen u go in those apartment buildings and u smell other peoples cooking on each floor..that plus crap!!!!
Did you just eat your skin? Okay thats just gross
Did you just soil yourself?
Maybe. It did sound a little wet, didn’t it right at the end. Ooo Let’s have a smell, alright. Wafting, wafting. Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don’t they? This is magic. Alright, analasis. It smells like carrots and throw up. Oh, that could gag a maggot. It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go in an apartment building and you smell other peoples cooking on each floor, and you go ‘what are they cookin?’ That plus crap.
do u want a smoke and a pancake
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Don’t say mole.
Austin!
I said mole.
Shut Up!
Dr Evil: My submarine is long and hard and full of sea men…
DR EVIL: Preparations A through G have all failed, which is why I will now unveil my new scheme. I call it…Preparation H!
(Scott laughs)
DR EVIL: What?
SCOTT: Why don’t you just call it Operation Ass Cream? You ass.
DR EVIL: I’m sorry? Did you want some ice cream.
SCOTT: Yes. I’d love some chocolate ass cream.
Dr. Evil I used to think that you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. Ah thank you!
Dr. Evil: Mini-Me’s gone mental on account of the chocolate. It’s like frickin catnip for clones!
Dr. Evil: Well, Scott, I’m glad that we’re sprechen-sie the same linguity!
Dr. Evil: Well, Scott, I’m glad to see that we’re sprechen-sie the same linguity!
Dr. Evil: allow me to demonstrate, lower the globe. Frau: lower the globbbbbbbe!! Dr. Evil ahhh oooww Goldmember:shiza Dr. Evil well congratulations numb nutz you’ve suceeded in turning me into a frickin jack in the box. get it off, get it off, its dark. its dark ok i’m ok release the medior Frau :release the medior, ooohnhhh oohhh no way Goldmember:right in the kinicke god damiit ooohhh guys way to go a-hole allrite hold on let me try to find my balls for god sake 1 2 and 3 ok .i’m okay
Dr. Evil: For example… Mini Me loves chocolate… SCOTTY DON’T!
Scotty: What? I like chocolate just fine…
Dr. Evil: SCOTTY DON’T!
Scotty: Oh this seems awfully farmiliar. Wait… lemme do what I do… WOULD YA STOP…
Dr. Evil: (makes all these weird sounds and faces)
Scotty: What are you…
Dr. Evil: HOW ‘BOUT YOU DON’T. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SCOTTY DON’T!
Dr. Evil: it’s long and hard and full of seamen!
Dr. Evil: My plan is, how bou’t you don’t…ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don’t!
Dr. Evil: Nigel Powers, meet my assistant Mini Me Nigel: Oh! I thought I smelled cabbage!
Dr. Evil:Ohh! I havnt laughed that hard since i was a little girl.
Dr.E-lower the globe
Frau-LOWER THE GLOBEEEEEE
Dr.E-owwwwwwww!
goldmember-shizah
Dr.E- get it off! get it off! its dark,its dark!!!
dr.e: boo-frickity-hoo
Dr.E:Are those frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their frickin heads? Scott: I love you Dad! Dr. Evil(straining): I love you son!
Dutch-hater!
easy peasy lemon squeeezy
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezey
Easy Peasy Lemon-Squeezy
Everyone has a little clone in them. Would you like one in you?
Fat Bastard: Hey diaper lady! Here’s my diaper! I think a went too soon. Oh yes, I left you a rosebud!
Fat Bastard: I’d like to have a go with that filly! Do you find me sexy? Oh, look at my titties!
Fat Bastard: (looking into a toilet) I didn’t have any corn!
fat bastard: i dident have any corn
Fat Bastard: You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is….Twister
Fat Bastard: You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister
FB: oh this diaper’s makin my nuts rub together. its gonna start a fire!
Foxxy Cleopatra: Mama only got a taste of honey, but she wanted the whole beehive.
Austin: Oh, beehive!
Goldmember: May I present the very sexual, very toit, Austin Powers’s fahzha!
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahzha, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Farger? What’s a farger?
Goldmember: You know, his fahzha!
Dr. Evil: I’m sorry, Goldmember, I don’t speak freaky-deaky Dutch.
Goldmember: You know, his dad! Dad is fahzha!
Dr. Evil: Oh, father!
Goldmember: Yes, I have a Dutch accent. Isn’t that weird.
Goldmember: My winky was a key!
Goldmember: Take the fahzha away!
Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke and a pancake? You know, a cigarette and a flapjack? Cigar and a waffle? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
Goldmember: Austin Power’s fasha! Dr. Evil: His what? Number 2: His fasha Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil: His farjer? What’s a farjer? Goldmember: His fasha. Ya know… the fasha? Dr. Evil: Yeah, Goldmember, I don’t speak freaky deaky Dutch, ok perv boy? Goldmember: His fasha! Dad… fasha… Dr. Evil: OH his dad! Oooo…. his father. Goldmember: Yes. His fasha. I have a Dutch accent. Isn’t that weird?
Goldmember: bring his fasha out! Dr. Evil: his who? G: his fasha! E: fardor? G: noo fasha!! his dad ok bring him out E: ohh
Goldmember:Dr.Evil You look very toit Yesh toit like a toiger Yesh Yesh Yesh
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember? I dont think thats something one dude should say to another dude… Yeah, A little creepy.Mmhmm
got an issue heres a tissue
Haha, the tiny one can’t take a hint!
Hey diaper lady! Heres my diaper.–FB
Hey! Diper lady. I got my diper… mmm yes. look at my sexy body
Hi, I’m Dixie. Dixie Normous.
His what?
His fajha, Dr. Evil.
His farjer?
His fajha! You know, the fajha
You know Goldmember, I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy?
Fajha, his dad, dad is fajha.
Oh his dad, oh his father… father… father.
How ’bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
How about NO you kinky dutch bastard?
How about you don’t, ladies and gentlemen, Scottie don’t.
How bout a smoke and a pancake?
How bout no you crazy dutch bastard!!!
How `bout No! You crazy dutch bastard.
I dont speak freaky deaky dutch
I hope my wire fightin’ team is ready…
I just took a viagra. It got stuck in me throat and I’ve had a stiff neck for hours. ah thank you!
I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. my birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave were looting the accident scene, came across a blood soaked baby, moi, and they raised me to be evil. You know, very Norman Rockwell.
I only got a taste of honey but i wanted the whole beehive
Oh beehive
I thought you were crazy but now I can see your nuts, uh thank ya.
I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat. Now I’ve had a stiff neck for weeks, ithankyou!
I tried to go on a diet you know. I zone. You know carbs are the enemy.
I used to think you were crazy but now, I see your nuts, a-thank you
I wanna take that mole and cut it up in a million pieces and make some QUACKAMOLIE!!!!!!!!
i want to cut that mole of and make it in to gacamole
i would love some chocolate ass cream
I’m from Holland! – ishn’t dat veird?
I’m from Holland! Isn’t that vierd?
i’m sorry but i don’t speak freaky-deaky-dutch
I’m usin this cat as a distraction!
I’ve been on the Jared plan…I’ve lost 180 pounds. Though i’ve got a little extra skin now…Look at me, my neck looks like a vagina!!!
I’ve got bigger titis than you do!
I’ve got preperation H in my trunk and schmokey the bear on my rear.
if u ever get tired u can use it as a kickstand
if you’ve got an issue heres a tissue!
Isn’t hat Magical.
Isn’t this magical.
it looks like minnie me wont get any CHOCALATE
It’s Godzilla! Due to international copyright laws, it’s not Godzilla. Still, we should act like it is Godzilla!
It’s like catnip for clones
It’s like fickin cat nip for clones.
It’s like freekin’ catnip for clones!
It’s like friggin cat nip for clones
It’s long and hard and full of ‘seamen’
It’s long and hard and full of sea-men!
its like freakin cat nip for clones
ITS SHAZAM NOT SHABAM U DUTCH WHORE
Japanese man 1: Run! It’s godzilla!!
Japanese man 2: It looks like godzilla but due to international copy laws it’s not
Japanese man 1: Still, we should run like it is godzilla!!
Japanese man 2: Thought it isn’t
Both: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
jesus christ he’s tiny!i got bigger chunks of corn in my crap!!!!wait a minute…he kinda looks like a baby.Comere IM GONNA EAT ya!!!IM BIGGER THAN U IM HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN!!!get in my belly!! cmon!
ladies and gentelmen…welcome to my new submirane lair….its long hard and full of seamen…
and
G:o yes yes this is a keeper….dr.e:ok youre not going to put that skin into youre mouth are you?….G:(eats skin) dr.e:ok you did…thats jest gross…
and
(lowers globe)well congradulations numnuts you’ve sussced in making me a friggin jack in the box!!!….(lowers the metorite…OOO GOD DAMNIT….NO WAY…GUYS….WAY TO GO AHOLE!!!
Let me just make sure I have all my balls. One, two…and three. Okay.
Looks like two eggs in a hankey…
Man I know guys on crack who make more sense then you!
Mini-Me’s gone mental on account of the chocolate. Its like fricken catnip for clones.
Mini-Me: (writing) Are you sure you don’t have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes, I’m sure.
Mini-Me: (writing) Would you like to?
Mini-me: (writing) Are you sure you don’t have any clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes, I’m sure.
Mini-me: (Writing) Would you like to?
mole bloody mole i wanna rip i off and chop it up and make some guacamole!!!
Mole! Bloody mole! We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it up, and make guacamoooole!
Mole! Bloody mole! We’re not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I’m gonna cut it off and chop it up and make some guacaMOLE!
MOLE! Theres a bloody MOLE starting me in the face! Im gonna chop it off an cut it up an make some guacaMOLE!
Moley Moley Moley!
My neck looks like a vagina.
MY WINKEES A KEY !
MY WINKIE IS A KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! ahahahahahhahahaha!
Nice to mole you.Meet you!
Not who, Mr. Powers, but when. 1975, Studio 69 Disco, on the corner of 69th and 8th. Go now. Fly fly!
Number 2: Dr. Evil, don’t u think its time u finished unveiling your plan?
Dr. Evil: Yes thank you Number 2. Ladies and gentleman my plan is – Scotty don’t!
Scott: Oh come on! You’re such a lame-ass!
Dr. Evil: Mini-Me aime chocolat tres beacoup oui? eh? (pop) Scotty n’est pas!
Number 2: George Clooney
Dr Evil: Ooh
Number 2: Julia Roberts
Dr Evil: hey!
Number 2: and Leo Dicaprio
Dr Evil (whisper to mini-me): Leo!
Number 3: Bye.
Austin: Mole.
(Number 3 walks away)
Austin: Mooole.
(Basil shushes Austin)
Austin: MOLE!
Basil: Oh shut up!
Austin: Moley, Moley, Moley, Moley, Moley!
ok goldmember dont play the laughing boy
(goldmember giggles an then quickly looks bak)
theres only 2 things i hate on this planet,
people who are intollerant of other peoples cultures,
and the dutch.
goldmember: tke the faja awaaayyy
goldmember:(as austins dad is walking by) dutch hater..
Ok i dont speak freaky deaky dutch ok perv boy
ok ok lets analyze it! (wafts fart to his face and sniffs)it smells like carrots and throw up! you know when you go to an apartment building? and you can smell other peoples cooking and you go ‘what are they cooking?’. that…. mixed with crap!
Only a bloody Dutchman!
Oops! I did it again, baby!
Ouch! Kabibble!
ouch-ki-bibble
Preperation H feels good on the hole
preperations a-g were a complite failure. i think i will call this one, preparation h. scott: ha, why dont you just call it preparation ass creme ya ass. dr. evil: what you want some ice cream? scott: yes, i would love some chocolate ass creme dr. evil: perhaps later?
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
quid pro row mr. powers……
yes squid pro row..?
Remember when I said, we aren’t that different you and I?
*flashback* We aren’t that different, you and i
See, I did say that.
SCHEITZER
Scotie Dont
scott: why don’t you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass
dr. evil: i’m sorry, would you like some ice cream?
scott: yes, i’d love some chocolate ass cream.
dr. evil: perhaps later…
Scotty Don’t!
SCOTTY!!!!!! Take it down a notch!
Scotty’s on fire.
sexy man
Shaggy baby
sir dr evil is not bluffing one of our satellites is falling out of obit.
which 1??
the one that looks like pair of giant….MELONS BIG JUICY MELONS!!!
are they nice n firm???
well what do u think??
look at that it looks like a set a giant (fat men at football team w/ titans painted on their chests)
check it out those remind me of….
boobs
boobs ozzy??
these film makers are just fucking boobs..
what do u mean dad??
well their using the same fucking joke as they used in the last fucking austin powers movie..
what fucking joke??
ya know the fucking joke about the rocket that looks like some guys long smooth….JOHNSON
Smashing Basil…… a pimp-mobile
smells like carrots and throw-up!!!!
Sorry i don’t speak speak fraky deaky dutch…
Sorry, I don’t speak Freaky Deaky Dutch…
stiff neck
Take the baseline out:
No? You dont have to… BOUNCE WITH IT!!
It’s a hard knock life for us
It’s a hard knock (yea) life for us
Steada treated we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life
I dont know how to be no crib on MTV.
God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes.
Evil’s all that I see… you ask me my name? D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I’m a crazy (its a hard knock
life) mother (beep) y’all knew that.
Austin caught me in the first act that’s all backwords, whats with that?
So I’ll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini me.
Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)
Its a hard knock life (yea) for us
Its a hard knock life
(stick that in your pipe and smoke it)for us.
Steada treated (uh huh) we get tricked
(this is for all my homies in Bruges)
Steada kisses we get kicked
It’s a hard knock life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us
Its a hard knock life for us
Steada treated
(ah, crystal, my moto, a couple of behotches, why not?)
we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life
I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too. Lick my nine.
Till then, I’ll (beep) on my (beep) grand up the (beep) ill call and I’ll splooge in your (beep) thats all!
Fizzle my nizzle y’all.
(its a hard knock life)
This is a shout out to HOVA,
God MC…
You all know him, Thats Jay-Z!!
I met him!!
Well I saw him a restaurant once…
It’s a hard knock life!
Stick that in your (beep)ing blunt and smoke it!
Yeah, I said Blunt!
tell me what you know about my father’s where…about…ssss…
That one smelt like carrots and throw-up!
That’s The Way (I Like It).
There are only two things I hate; people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures…and the Dutch.
There are only two things in this world that I cannot stand: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.
There are only two things that I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.
Take the fajha away
There are two things I cannot stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch!
This diaper’s makin’ my nuts rub together.It’s gonnna start a fire!
Twins, Basil, twins!
u are so beautiful are u a clone of an angel???
are u sure u dont have alittle clone in u??
would u like to……
uh JESUS CHRIST, This Diper Is Makin Ma Nuts Rub Togther, ITS GONNA START A FIRE
We’re going to see the twins!
Well i hate to be the Bear of Bad News Walter Mendel
Well Miss Normous, shall we shag now or shag later?
Well, i guess there is no pleasing you eh?
What about nooooooo ? You crazy dutch bastard !!!
What do you know about my father’s where… about… s?
What The World Needs Now Is Love.
what the…. I didn’t have any corn!!!
Who really throws a cupcake… honestly.
Who throws a cupcake? Honestly!
Who throws a cupcake??? Honestly???
Why don’t you just call it preparation ass cream, you ass.
You want some ice cream?
Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.
Perhaps later.
Would you like a shmoke and a pancake? hmm? a Waffle and a cigarette?No? Pipe and a Crepe? No? Bong and a Blintz? No!!
Would you like a Shmoke and a pancake?
A what?
Y’know, a flapjack and a cigarette? Cigar and a waffle? Crepe and a pipe? Bong and a blintz? No? Ok. Then there is no pleasing you.
would you like a smoke and a pancake?
Would you like a smuck and a pancake
no?
A bong and a blintz
no?
a pipe and a cripe?…………..
yeeehaw copy that ya sum bitch pile of monkey nuts!!!!!
yes i agree. preparation H does feel good on the whole.
Yes….squid prorow….
You Go now Austin Powers.(runs into door and it opens)… FLY FLY! ..(looks around confused.. slowy shuts door) Ill get it!..
you have the right to remain sexy sugar!
You have the right to remain sexy sugar.
Ooh! I hope a search is invoved!(they both laugh)
You look very toit! Yesh, toit like a toiger!
You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
You mean I actually have freakin’ sharks with freakin’ laser beams attached to their freakin’ heads?
you want a smoke and a pancake?
young austin to young dr. evil- Have u seen my longfellow? how bout my dickens?
Your ass is happy??
Your going the right way for a smack bottom and I don’t care who knows it!
your very toight, i can tell by your toight pants your toight like a toiger
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