–Who’s that English lady? –Vera’s not English, dear, she’s from Pittsburgh. –She sounds English. –Well, when you’re from Pittsburgh you have to do something. -Why’d that oriental sandman let me sleep in my best Chanel? -Well, he tried to take it off you, but you bit him. A: (refuses drink) Oh, no! Spirits do the … Read more
1: Where are we going? 2: Take the old mission road, some crazy ass biker’s got himself munched on by a horde of tomatoes. 1: But what can we do? 2: We can keep it quiet, that’s what! Actually, doctor, tomatoes are fags. And today the president closed the nation’s last remaining submarine base at … Read more
(1)Who…who are you? How did you get in here? (2)I came down the chimney.Ho, ho, ho. (shows stomach tattoos) Look at this, all 38 United States, watch me make Rhode Island dance. (hits belly) Come on, baby, dance, dance! There you go. – look at htose tattoos! -awe shoot that ain’t nuthin i got all … Read more