1)God, that must be a relief. 2)What? 3)Well, to finally deliver that speech to a woman and actually have it apply to them. 1)You ruined me for other woman. 2)I saved you for them. All i have to offer you is this, nothing more Food is the only beautiful ting that truly nourishes. I collect … Read more
–A day without sex… –Is a day wasted. –Cigar? –Hogan! –I’m your friend. –You’re my only friend, John. Big Daddy. Bob…This is Disney. Dead air. Dinner theater. Don’t tell Tonto. Eddie Canter once told me that likeability was 90% of the battle. And he was right. Guess who’s playing Super Dad? Heroes don’t try to … Read more
–Why do you take aspirin with champagne? –Oh, champagne gives me a headache. Comin’ home to you is like comin’ home to milk and cookies. Don’t you ever, ever, ever tell me I look good for my age again. I’ve got one natural sister, seven step-brothers and seven step-sisters. I’ve got more than twenty aunts … Read more