1) Think of posterity 2)Why? What has posterity ever done for me? Ahh…semen. What is it about that ridiculous white secretion that pulls down the corners of an Englishman’s mouth? God damn, blast, confound and FUCK the upper classes. God damn, blast, confound, and FUCK the upper classes. I’m afraid when it comes to a … Read more
–Where’ll I put it, Miss Collins? –You can choke on it for all I care. Just get it out of your mouth. 1. Carrie, was it one of the girls? Did one of the girls do something to you? 2. No. 1. Well, what is it then? You can trust me, you know that? 2. … Read more
–He was a very annoying man. –The gun man? –No, the gun man was very polite. –How come I never get to be the hostage? –That’s because you’re a girl. –Hey, girls can be hostages, too. I mean, we’re moving toward the twenty-first century and girls can be whatever they want. –I’d say you picked … Read more