1) What would you like to see on your honeymoon? 2) Lots and lots of ceilings. As for this, I’ve seen it. Twice. You had good lighting and a bad director. Didn’t I hold your hand like a schoolboy, never once touching you below the neck or above the knee? And in five minutes didn’t … Read more
–To be perfectly honest with you… –I would be, if I were you. Dr. Selden: It’s the custom at these graduations to pick out some old duck like me to preach to the kids. Well, I can’t preach at you. I know you all too well. I’ve brought most of you into the world, rubbed … Read more
…the question is….when in the world are u gonna serve SHISHIMI???? 1: Are you a slacker? 2: No… Presbyterian actually. 1: You know, if my foot could talk… 2: Easy… 1: …it would say, ‘May I please go up this geek’s ass!’ Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit … Read more