#1: The Piston Cup. #2: You did what in your cup? (Watching a blinking traffic light) 1) You know what? I think every third light is slower. 2) the sixsties weren’t good to you where they? 1) I’m telling you man, every third blink is slower. 2) The sixties weren’t good to you where they? … Read more
Dust thou like what thy seest? i have a poisonous asp i’ve caught some terrible long disease called a stinking cold infamy! infamy! theyve all got it in for me! Makes one feel a little… friendly Oogle. ooh shut up you silly old faggot Public orator? no it’s an unspeakable business she’s got gall (Gaul) … Read more
Bottoms Up. Oh is that What it is? Could’ve Fooled me! If you take that little strumpet to the party I shall take my ankle bracelet back!…besides youve never worn it. Isn’t it funny how everything looks better in the moonlight? (answer) well its a pity we didnt have it in our bathroom earlier! Oh, … Read more