(boy praying): dear champ, i promise i won’t cry so much any more and i won’t bother your horse and i won’t get sad and i won’t bother you when you’re with your lady friend. 1. listen boy, if that horse kicks you then you scratch his eye out, hear me? 2. CHAMP! CHAMP! 1. … Read more
(1) They’re responsible for all that plagues the white man: AIDS, disease-(2) Killer bees. (1) Well they come from Africa don’t they? (2) South America, but it’s all the same to you. -How much do you know about the death penalty? -I’ve read everything there is. -Then you know nothing. If you spend half as … Read more
–I don’t care much for locks. –Nevertheless, they’re the principal reason for whatever honesty still exists in our society today. Answers to questions involving God must be carefully phased. At our last meeting, I died. It alters the appearance. Hate her? I’m afraid for her. More and more she’s the child I was. Hurry, Maitland, … Read more