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By the river. Excuse me…is this chair being used? Goodbye cruel world! Selling your soul. Soft hearted hitman: Excuse me…is this chair being used? Man:Does it look like it’s being used! Soft hearted hitman:Does it look like it’s being used….good one…*picks up a chair and smashes it over mans head, then picks up the chair … Read more
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic! Â These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and … Read more