#1 We only take injuries here. #2 Well I guess I’ll go out and get hit by a truck and then come back. (1)I have been sober for three years. (2)Yeah right, that’s what all the drunks say, how they’re gonna get sober and all. They even say they love you but they don’t. And … Read more
Ammer: Anyway the sooner you… get back to… work the sooner you… be partnerised. I taste shit. Michael Newman: you do? Ammer: Stacy did you put shit in my lunch? oh. Apparently when you combine yodels with large quanities of cough syrup you get acid. do you have a unverisal remote? for what? for a … Read more
*EAT PUSSY spraypainted on building* Jay: Oh we totally do. *Quick Stop is toast* Randall: Terrorists? … I left the coffee pot on again didn’t I? Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom’s home? *to Silent Bob* Be really fuckin’ quiet. Advocating ass to mouth. At least you spelled … Read more