…my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my current girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. #1 Cute cat. What’s its name? #2 Annoying customer. #1 Hey, are they any balls down there? #2 About the biggest pair you ever seen!…Dingleberry. #1 Just go open the video store. #2 Yeah, you cock smokin’ clerk. … Read more
And the Roman asked, -Was this well done of your lady?- And the servant answered, -Extremely well, as befitting of the last of so many noble rulers.- Antony is dead? You say that as if it were a everyday occurrence. The soup is hot, the soup is cold. Antony is alive, Antony is dead. C: … Read more
–Do you love me? –Yes. –Then I have everything I need. –Now tell your wife you’re all right. –Am I? –Yes. –Pepsi for breakfast? –One of those bad habits. I couldn’t imagine my life without her. That’s never changed. I need to report a missing person. It’s a household of disappointed people. There is no … Read more