Destiny…meet World.World…meet Destiny. FBI Agent #1 – Sir, you need to come with us. Your presence is of need. Professor – And say what if I don’t? FBI Agent #1 – We have no humor sir. FBI Agent #2 – And we are armed. Not the whole world Josh, just three people. Person 1: What … Read more
(1) Do you remember what she looked like? (2) Yes. She looked like a girl. She looked like a million other girls. Ok? (1) How do you connect them? (2) Oh I don’t know, 20 years of experience and having serial killers on the brain (1) I miss men (2) Oh and what am I … Read more
–You arrested a waiter? –Jake, he was rude. –Norman, you can’t arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on death row. Breakfast, everyone. Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth, and blackens your lungs. Is that what you … Read more