*Emily is crying and her eye pops out* Victor: I couldn’t marry you. It just wouldn’t work. *picks up eye and hands it back to her* Emily: It’s my eye, isn’t it? Victor: No. Your eye is…lovely. *eye pops out and maggot comes out…Emily covers her eye* Emily: Maggots! Hahahahaha 1) Oh, what a cutie! … Read more
Got anything for an itchy butt? I hope you shit in your flat hat!!! I’ll sell a colored man a boat faster than a cat can lick its ass. I’ll sell you a boat quicker than cat can lick it’s ass! I’m gonna…I’m gonna piss a stream wider then a hand axe! If you can’t … Read more
I Don’t want you prancen around like the god damn little mermaid #1) Pissant? #2) Oh! Hi! I was just gonna go find you and say hi *fidgeting* Hi… (Shows her the sign it reads: You have to be crazy to do this job) It’s funny because its true! (To Paulie) Ooh, help me, I’m … Read more