–How do you think this makes me look. –Go home and don’t think so much. –See sheriff, I got a sticky problem. My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one’s watching. –I’m watching. –What brings you to our fair … Read more
1)Hey what comes after L? 2)Uh… 1)Bow(hits him) don’t you get it? Elbow 1. Don’t you morons have anything better to do? (2. throws jacket on the ground) 1. What’d you do that for? 2. Because you called me a moron! 1. So throwing your jacket on the ground makes you smarter? 1. Hey kid, … Read more
All these little girls have one thing in common. You know what that is? Disillusionment. It always comes from the same thing…Expectations. The greatest woman-killer of all time. I let her use my P.O. box, and that’s how come the ad. I’m Sergeant Hopkins. Parker Center Homocide. How are you doing? Just because a person … Read more