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Funny Warning Signs
There are the funniest warning sings:
A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!
On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:
CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
From the bottom plate of a lap top:
DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!
Sign at a beach:
The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
“Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.”
Sign at park:
KEEP JAPAN GREEN
DON’T BURN
THE FIRE CHIEF
A sign at the entrance to a cathedral in Cancun, Mexico
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
TRAFFIC SIGNS:
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
To cross street push button at night.
BEWARE OF ONCOMING CARES
Exit Sign in China
UNCLEAR POWER PLANT
A detour sign in Japan:
STOP. Drive sideways.
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January 20th, 2008 at 2:49 am
oops
April 12th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 am
Hahaha! This made me laugh so hard. Good job. ;)
April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
“UNCLEAR POWER PLANT” Must have been after Bush was there.