Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
I like this website shown and this has offered me some sort of desire to succeed for some reason, so keep up the good work.
This is very funny and stupid Paragraph.
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one gets filled first…
When a cow laughs really hard does milk come out its nose?
if they call it bug spray why can it also kill humans
on the right side it says theres 20 million viewers on this site and on the left it says congratulations im the 999,999 visitor wich one am i right or left is the right side right
to #167: ANY NUMBER times zero is zero
Why do they call it ” Jumbo Shrimp “?
Why do they call it a T.V. set when you only get one?
Why is there nutrition facts on bottled water?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
if a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
Why do women wear nightgowns in the evening and evening gowns to night clubs?
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
sweetie Says:
“bruce wayneâ€; “clark kentâ€; ad “peter parker†are not two first names. its first name and last.
When he was saying that they are two first names he meant that “bruce” & “wayne” are both first names. “clark ” & “kent” are both first names. “peter” & “parker” are both first names. duh! so in what he said is true they do have 2 first names.
thats like calling someone with 2 last names example: “walker smith”. mow idk anyone whose first name is walker.
Good Jobs…keep it continue……..
Do people in Japan listen to “Party in the USA?” (By: Miley Cyrus)
stupid question: so your on a bus and big guy with huge steel-toed boots steps on your foot he says “I’m sorry did that hurt” your answer “No i’m an orthodontist, why don’t you try it again?
that last one of mine was a stupid answer too, heh heh ;)
Why isn’t the W called double-V?
When we say you’re welcome, what does that mean?
if people with big breasts work at hooters do people with one leg work at ihop?
if you die before you get your braces off do they take them off before they bury you?
Why is it called a “magic” marker?
who’s cruel joke was it to have the word hippotomonstrososquipidaleophobia as the fear of long words???? SERIOUSLY!!!
Victoria doesn’t HAVE a secret… IT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL OUT THERE!
to all you young ninnys out there trying to figure out the question about…how cold will it be tomorrow if it is zero today….well get out your crayons and open your grade two math book….
Firstly, convert celsius to an absolute temperature scale (where zero means nothing), degrees Kelvin:
0 celsius + 273 = 273 degrees Kelvin (because 0 Kelvin = -273 Celsius)
273 Kelvin / 2 = 136.5 Kelvin
Convert to Celsius: 136.5 – 273 = -136.5 degrees Celsius
Put on your earmuffs….
why whenever u ask somtheone how is he, he said fine but in fact most ppl arent fine
how come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?
I like some of the funny question…
I want to know answers too..lolz
What’s inside the X files?
What’s inside the X files
Why are slices of lunch meat round if bread and cheese are squareular?
Why isn’t squareular a word?
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.
dont u sound like an ultimate dumass Rickoh with that huge explanation(which is not even correct) to a silly, “NOT-MEANT-TO-BE-ANSWERED” question?!
i really wish i could avoid this..but
u need to know the temp of the ‘yesterday’ to consider this question as a possibility, thats how we can plot the fall in temperature each day!
Pl all o u tryin to act smart here, let the stupids be…its more fun that way!
cheers
If we aren’t allowed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
This is for all of you uneducated people that responded to the following post:
“If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?”
Here is how you solve this simple problem:
1. You ask the question “0 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit?”
2. Once this is determined, convert it to the other.
3. Double the number that is revealed through the conversion.
4. Convert the resulting number by 2. The result reveals the correct answer.
Who was the first person to eat an egg? Who see’s something come out a chicken’s butt, and thinks, “Ooh! Breakfast!”?
how come when someone hears gunshots, they go outside to see what it is?
#573 theres no stupid questions, just stupid people,
why are people answering these silly questions with logical answers???
if someone with a brain gets a no-brainer wrong, what does that make them?
you guys all suck :l
Why do they put Braille on a drive-thru ATM?
Why do we drive on Parkway’s and park on Driveways?
why isnt the green room green?
Why is the White rhino called the white rhino when it is actully gray?
why must there be brale on drive through A.T.M’s !?!
Why do you sing Take me out to the Ball Game if you’re already at the Ball game ?
How will u face ur problem if ur problem is ur face?
how deep would the ocean be if sponges didn’t exist?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
why does katy perry feel like a plastic bag ?
Where the heck is Waldo?
what if a baby drank from the fontain of youth?
on radio i heard that someone said “good weather in sight” …but where is sight?
Can you dream about you dreaming of a dream?