Really Funny Stupid Questions

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Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.

827 thoughts on “Really Funny Stupid Questions”

  1. A lot of these just plain suck. Funny the first time around not the eighth time around. PLEASE NO MORE ANSWERING THE STUPID ZERO DEGREES QUESTION. WE GET IT ALREADY.
    Answering the questions isn’t all that bad. Some answers are funny.

    A Q&A that was ACTUALLY ASKED on Yahoo! Answers. Google it if you don’t believe me.

    Actual Question: Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
    Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while you are pregnant, can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?

    Best Answer: The baby can get pregnant only if it’s a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby’s baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.

    Found this hi-larious

  3. to #170 if money is paper and paper is made from trees then does money grow on trees?

    The answer is simple because money is only partly made from paper, surprisingly money is mostly made of cotton, yes cotton like the stuff your shirts are made of. so only part of money grows on trees

  4. to #223
    It’s becAUse the police will have an extra charge against you when you go to court, so that way every time you commit a crime your punishmant can get even worse.

  6. 181: not all post boxes are outside post offices. and they might put them outside for locals to use when the post office is shut.

  11. Victoria’s secret is actually that HE is a man and didnt want that to get out. There is no victoria. his name is victor.

  16. if its 0 degrees out and twice as cold it would be -32 degrees because 0 degrees celcius is 32 degrees feirenhieght then 0 degrees feirenhieght would be -64 degrees celcius so twice as cold would be -32 degrees feirenhieght

  18. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
    horrible crisp no one would eat?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

    Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.

    these r so truuu!!!!!!!!

  24. the real question for the witch is heavier a ton of rocks or a ton of feathers. witch would fall faster if dropped a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

  33. toast always lands butter side up and cats always land on there feet—so what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cats back??? xxxx

  38. the bible says that Jesus will come like a thief. Does it mean every time we catch a thief we ask him whether he is Jesus?

  40. chocolate chip cookies are made from chocolate chips..
    peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter…
    the what are girl scouts cookies made from??

  42. okaay … @225 , obviously the chicken came first . God created animals not the eggs. Duhhh ?

    and a question : What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken ?

  43. (Twilight)

    If the werewolves from Twilight are really “shape shifters” then why is one of the books called New Moon?

    If Edward is supposedly a “Fairy” then why does he never age and can’t eat?

    If Benjamin can control the elements then why doesn’t he just smoother the Volturri With boulders?

    IF Jacob was in love with Bella then why did he imprint on her baby, Renesmee?

    If some people hate Twilight and say they are never going to read the books then why do they always know so much about it?

    Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out November 18, 2011
    Breaking Dawn Part 2 comes out November 16, 2012

    P.S. I understand most people will think I spelled Vampire wrong but there are two different ways to spell it,same with grey(gray)and colour(color)

  45. why, if mouse plural is MICE, house plural not HICE?
    Trout plural TRICE?
    it’s a funny ol’ language.

  47. ANSWER TO NO. 46
    you would end up floating in the centre because thats where all the gravity is. you would also be fried in the molten metal down there. also, its impossible.

  48. Okaaay, like seriously the only question i really like on here is can you cry underwater? But really the other ones are soo stupidd! No offense to the poeple who made them, but if your gunna put comments at least make them funny so people that are looking at them arn’t like wow their stupid. Just sayinng and leaving a shout out to whoever made the dumb ones but whoever made the one that says can you cry underwater is freaking awesomee!!!

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