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Really Funny Bumper Stickers

The best dumb and funny bumper stickers and great one liners from Tshirts and graffiti.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.

This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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15 Responses to “Really Funny Bumper Stickers””

  1. Gwendoline Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    me and my cousin were looking for something to laugh at. First we looked up “ipoop” on ebay, and it showed lots. They weren’t as funny as these though!!!!

  2. Sabrina Romines Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 3:15 am

    HEy i got one!!this is actually for all the people who listen to their music really, really, loud so,everyone who drives with their music so loud that the whole world can hear it!

    If i wanted to listen to your crappy music I would be in your crappy car!

  3. Moonie Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    “How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?”
    The answer is:
    You can see your words!

  4. mr91092 Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Hey i got one!

    Giving up is for quiters!

  5. Rai Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Caution I break Unexpectedly

    Chaos Panic Fear. My work here is done.

    I break for..Oh crap no breaks

    Horn broken. Watch for the finger.

    So many pedestrians, so little time.

    A woman with PMS and ESP is a b***h that knows everything.

    Real Women don’t have hot flushes they have power surges.

    If you think I’m a wimp, my wife will kick your ass.

    Macho enough to admit I’m whipped.

    Thats all I can think of at the minute.

  6. Kelly Says:
    March 5th, 2009 at 8:03 am


  7. Laney Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 9:26 pm


  8. McKenzie Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    U may have an honor student but I have the better bumper sticker!!!!!!!

  9. Anonymous Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Girls !!

    When GOD created man she was only kidding!!

  10. absract Says:
    September 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    we must be getting closer to town were hitting more people

  11. Vern Gosdin TEAM Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Laughter is definitely the best medicine.

  12. rangerbill Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 12:25 am

    My son fought in Iraq so your son could party in college

  13. Lil Beth* Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder….

  14. brian Says:
    August 15th, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    God created man first so the first thing woman would see was perfection!

  15. becky Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Better a Humble Sinner, than a Self-Righteous Saint.

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