More Funny Questions and Dumb, Stupid questions to Ponder
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More of the best of those stupid, funnyÂ questions for you to think about…
Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
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When the stars are out they are visible,
But when the lights are out they are invisible.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?