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Really Funny Stupid Questions
Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
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January 12th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I’ve got a couple for you:
How can bubbles scrub if they don’t have hands?
Why aren’t hot pads hot?
January 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?
January 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
January 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am
funny definition:
Atheism: a non-prophet organization
January 20th, 2008 at 4:12 am
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
January 21st, 2008 at 11:49 am
if deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>?
January 21st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
January 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?
January 26th, 2008 at 5:00 am
do our ear drums vibrate when sound waves enter the ear.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:04 am
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
January 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
why is is that you continually go back to the fridge or cabinet in hope that something new will be there?
January 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
can vegaterions eat animal crackers
January 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
if vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do huminitarians eat?
January 30th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
IF A MAN WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALTIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
January 31st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
what happens if your scared to death twice?
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?
If you choke a smurf, what color would he turn into?
I dont get it…
February 4th, 2008 at 4:15 am
if u get shot in the head, and go to heaven, do u live in heaven the rest of your life with a bullet in your head?
everyone is here for a purpose – does that mean everyone is here for the same purpose of for individual purposes?
if a light sabor was swung into superman’s body, would it pearce him or not?
February 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Why cant a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty’s fly?
February 8th, 2008 at 6:37 am
can u cry under water
February 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
why are four wheelers called bikes when bike is short for bicycle?
February 9th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
what is so possible about the mission impossible?
February 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
what happenes if you cross a reptile with someone who is allergic to reptiles?
February 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
If today is today, then tommorow never comes
Yesterday was never there
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
When the sun sets, does the ocean put it out?
February 13th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
IF CHICKENS HAD LIPS COULD THEY WHISTLE?
February 14th, 2008 at 7:30 am
If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?
February 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
the more you study the more you know. the more you know the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know… So why study?
February 15th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Can an oriental person become disoriented?
February 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?
February 19th, 2008 at 9:07 am
[...] bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]diarrhea[/color][/color] does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? [...]
February 19th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
where is the green mile?
February 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?
March 1st, 2008 at 8:40 am
If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?
March 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what someone said or do they hear words ?
March 8th, 2008 at 5:20 am
if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?
March 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Why when i wind up my watch i start it, but when i wind up this sentecne i finsh it!
Why can we say the teacher taught, but why cant we say the preacher praught!
Why is everything that goes by watr “car”go and everything by land is “ship”ment!
Why do we drive on “park”ways and park in “drive”ways!
March 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
why…
March 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard? I mean he lives with freaking monkeys how could he shave? and he thinks that he is monkey and monkeys don’t shave so there for how does he not have a hairy face?
March 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Can you cry underwater?
If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
if you eat a kit-kat, but you’re thinking of a twix, isn’t that considered cheating?
if Jesica Alba is naked but no one is around to see it, do I still get aroused?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Tarzan shaved with his knife… Read the original books and learn something…
March 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Think about it
if the sky is the limit what is space? over the limit
if electricity comes from electrons what does morality come from
what is the speed of dark
what hair coulour do they put on bald peoples drivers licences
March 13th, 2008 at 6:28 am
they probably write “na” for not applicable!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
some of these things are just nonscense!!…but yet somehow they’re funny!!
March 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
if a fat man falls in the forest…do the trees laugh?
March 16th, 2008 at 6:50 am
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
March 18th, 2008 at 1:07 am
round piza is seved in a square box cause you cant make a round box that can squish into a flat pack.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
do vegetarians eat animal crackers
March 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am
why are all of these questions unanswerable?”
March 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am
‘coz you’re blonde.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
if you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?
March 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
gasarless ou cimetral, hei donsa nidola?
March 24th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
we press the buttons harder because its cool k?
O.o?
March 25th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
why cant you rub ur eyes with your elbows?!!?!?!?!?!
no seriously i tried…it loks like ur smelling ur pits.
newayzzz wooh-who is right- that is why we press the button cuz we’re just cool like that…
March 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Can Fat ppl go skinny-dipping?
March 25th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it?
If You go on a blind date dose that mean ur date is blind?
If You are not wearing clothes then what is your underwear?
March 26th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
u guys r funny!!!!!!!!1 a little strange but funny!!
March 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
DUDE .. dis QuestIOns R SOOOO TRuu .. EspeCially DA bAtteRies 1 … lmoa
March 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
how come cartoon characters never change clothes?
how come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?
if a cow laughs real hard, does milk skit out its nose.
how come all male super heros have two first names? (bruce wayne, clark kent, peter parker)
March 29th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
hey so what is better since slice bread?
March 29th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
if corn syrup is made from corn, and veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?
’0′
March 31st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
if a tree falls in a forest and no ones around , do you hear it ?
March 31st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
i mean does it make a sound
March 31st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
If pro is the opposite of con than is progress the opposite of congress
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
“bruce wayne”; “clark kent”; ad “peter parker” are not two first names. its first name and last.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 am
2 blondes walk into a building, you would think one of them would have seen it.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 am
accidents happen, just ask your parents
April 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
April 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am
why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?
April 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am
wys is it that the night falls but the day breaks?
April 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
if a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless or both???
April 6th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
April 7th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testical. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg anyway? If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?
April 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I saw a funny definition up at #4. Here’s another. What is politics, Well, Poli- or Poly- means many, and tics are parasitic blood-sucking creatures. I gues politics are many parasitic blood-sucking creatures.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Why is it that shopping trollies have a mind of their own
April 10th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
If you drop soap does it get dirty?
If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?
Why is it that the first thing they teach you on an airplane is how to crash? Does being curled up in a ball help soften the 20,000 foot drop?
April 11th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
you know the signs on store doors that say, “No shoes, NO shirt, No service!”? Well, what about pants?
April 12th, 2008 at 4:37 am
how do I set my laser printer to stun?
if ice can burn then can fire freeze?
why do people seldom look up?
do insect eardrums burst if we step near them?
if computers can shut down, and humans can shut up, does that mean that computers can talk?
April 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
April 12th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “you know what…I’m gonna squeeze those pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?
April 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
how hard is hard enough?
April 13th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?
why’re thoughts usually pictures?
does nutri grain only work if you’re already super strong…
and the ultimate question is…
why do I keep coming back to this site!?
April 14th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
If money does not grow on trees, why then do banks have branches?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If a man is going through his mid-life crisis, if he is playing hide-and-seek, does he lose because he cannot find himself?
After amphibians eat, do they have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If a deaf person goes on trial, is it still called a hearing?
Why do they have braille at drive-up ATMs?
Why does glue not stick to the bottle?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
April 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
if u drill a hole through the center of the earth, gravity pulls u down, if you go past the center will u go backwards back to the center?
April 16th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Glue Doesnt Stick to the bottle because there is no air constantly touching the glue to dry it. #84
if there are right and left shoes why arent there right and left socks.
why is the word abbreviation so long?
And they guy wanted the cow pink thing’s liquid because he saw the babies drinking from it instinctivly #81
April 17th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
How does white out not dry up in the bottle
April 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Who first figured out how to milk a cow, and what did they think they were doing at the time?
If teflon doesn’t stick to antthing, how does it stay on the pan?
Who cares how mucj wood a wood-chuck could-chuck?
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Isn’t the spice of life SPICE?
How come on the Flinstones, they use their feet to power the car. Doesn’t it just make more sense to keep walking?
April 25th, 2008 at 8:51 am
91, because of the laws of inertia, the car would keep moving even after he moved his legs off of the ground.
Why are they called apartments if they are built together?
Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?
Why is it called a blacklight if it’s purple?
Why isn’t there another word for thesaurus?
If all of the demons cast out of Beelzebub entered the pigs, would that have made it deviled ham?
Why do they always served deviled eggs at church luncheons.
April 26th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
When you eat a jaw-breaker, why doens’t your jaw break?
When you chew a new-breathe, whos new breathe are you getting?
Why are you stoned when you are high, why not rocked?
You can see the stripes on a tiger, but how do you know he’s clean?
Why is Bill short for William, why not Billiam?
Why are long words called five dollar words, why not million dollar words?
Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
okay so when your laying on your stomach your legs are backwards but your arms are frontwards
but if you lay on your back your arms are still frontwards. why?????
May 6th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
wait jk…
when someone says my head hurts so much its not even funny or somthing like that, why would it be funny in the first place?
May 7th, 2008 at 7:38 am
why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?
what would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror?
May 7th, 2008 at 8:11 am
why is it that you read all of these and when your done you try to go tell all your friends these but you cant remeber sh*t.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
where does steel wool come from?
May 8th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
can you get cornered in a round room?
May 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am
how come when people talk to their dogs telling them to do sumthing in english they get mad when they wont listen??????
May 13th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
When you’re in Amish country, does Motel 6 leave a light on for you?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
haha these are hilarious
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
how come you never see a unhappy face
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’??
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
why is the word abbreviation so long???
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“cute as a button” is that supposed to be a compliment?? since when were buttons cute??
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why do they put pictures of criminals on the Post Office?? what r we supposed to do write to these people?!? why dont the put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail??
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Why are we scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse??
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shouldnt we start making the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate??
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
would you rather a square pizza in a round box ???
May 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
May 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
To number 85:
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Welll..according to number 23: If today is today then, tomorrow never comes. Well If today it’s zero degrees, and tomorrow never comes then the temperature will always stay at zero.
May 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Why is it when something is bad we say, “oh that’s so retarded.” Why don’t we say things like, “oh that’s so teen pregnancy, or oh that’s so brain cancer?”
May 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
If You painted a light bulb black, would it go darker when you turned it on?
May 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
How come when you scream “ARGH!!!” in a library everyone stares at you but when you do the same thing on a plane everyone joins in???
June 1st, 2008 at 10:02 am
When lightning hits the sea, why don’t the fish get struck?
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:41 am
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
if you do that, you will burn because of the core at the center of the earth!
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Why is it called a driveway if we park on it
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
why do they call it break dancing if you don’t break anything
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
When best friends get in a fight and say i never want 2 be friends with you again…….why do u hang out with them the next day?
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
The apple doesnt fall far from the tree the tree just grows far from the apple.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Why do they call them “apple jacks” when they don’t taste like apples?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
June 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
OMG~~ask these questions to ur enemy and they will go crazy!!!
June 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
How long does it take 2 drive 2 Europe?
June 6th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Who was the first person to want to eat a shroom out of cow poo
Why is a penny actually worth more than a penny…isn’t whoever is making them losing money
Why did they skip the “E” in the grading system
If there’s a microphone and a mega phone what ever happened to the average phone?
June 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I like Pink Floyd, but which one of them is Floyd?
June 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
some of these are actually really quite funny but i would have to save that most of them you could actually answer by ur self
June 9th, 2008 at 10:35 am
y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?
June 9th, 2008 at 10:36 am
if blondes are so stupid and people make fun of them, then why do people keep dying their hair blonde?
June 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
since most people dont eat computers, y do they call it an apple???
June 10th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Does Victoria have a secret?
June 12th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
If we haven’t found other intelligent life but it is out there, doesn’t that make us dumb?
June 14th, 2008 at 5:47 am
To 119, victoria does have a secret which is why her brand is victoria’s secret being her secret lol
June 16th, 2008 at 9:32 am
If Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, then why does he wrap a towel when he comes out from the shower?
June 16th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Can a teacher give a homeless student homework??
June 17th, 2008 at 6:56 am
Does a fly without no wings be called a walk?
June 19th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Good grief people. Why must you repeat the same things two and three times? Read the whole thing, if you have something new, post it. If its already been said, why say it? Stop wasting out time
June 19th, 2008 at 4:22 am
if swimming is such a good exercise why are whales fo fat?
June 20th, 2008 at 12:45 am
ok al of you guys who were sayin stuff about that person who said something and her user name was blondie well u need to know that blonde is a hair color, not a state of mind! : ) ok thats all*
June 20th, 2008 at 12:48 am
oh and i totally agree w/ Jeff up there cause i read through it all too and i got bored with all the repeats…
June 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am
ummmm… hi this is like a reply thing to the q does victoria have a secret. it applies to queen victoria who had an affair and that was her secret….. thats prob. y they make those type of clothes……..
June 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Why do you never see baby Pigeons?
June 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am
if gas is a liquid why is it called gas?
June 24th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, when you get out, will you need a towel to dry off?
June 24th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
ya kno how roman noodles, gum, and other thigs have original flavor… what is original supposed to taste like? is it supposed to taste the same reguardless of the product?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Do penguins have knees?
June 29th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
June 30th, 2008 at 6:13 am
why don’t cat fish have kittens?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
to jeff and volleyball4lyfe ,
if you are so concerned about not loosing time, why are you reading this page, for pure science
July 1st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 am
why is it called a classified ad if its there to let us know what there selling?
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 am
why is it we eat spring rolls year round?
July 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
July 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
what do sheep count when they cant sleep?
whats something the poor have, the rich need, and is greater than god?
Answer:nothing-because theres nothing greater than god.=D
do vegetairians eat animal crackers?
if the sun is going down on our side and coming up on there side whouldnt that mean there upside down…?
gravity isnt responsible for people falling in love.♥
define old.
i used to want a BMW now i just want the BM.
lots more. tell me if you want some.
teehee.
ily.
boyslikegirlsaretheshidd
July 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Who put the keep off the sign grass on the grass?
July 7th, 2008 at 3:10 am
is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
July 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
why do people say they know somthing if they don’t want you to ask what it is?
July 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
there is true n false, right n wrong, rhetorical questions…does this mean there is rhetorical answers???
July 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
if you dump water on your bed is it still wetting your bed
why do they always make kids toys to small for the kids
if you shoot your reflection in the mirror would it still hurt
who is “they” anyway
if someone tells you to watch your lamosquitoes nguage couldnt you still say bad words since its physically impossible to look at your language.
i mean who came up with that saying anyway seriously i think “they” should lick they’re eyesight (makes obscene hand gesture) >:(
P.S. i think mesquites would make terrific lawyers and why do they call mesquite sauce mesquite anyway does it contain misquotes
P.S.S. i think that atheism is a non prophet organization just like #4
July 9th, 2008 at 12:42 am
if you guys all think im a scycopath im not i just put up strange stuff for fun on websites i think are coolio
July 9th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Does a Bee know it’s going to die when it stings you?
If so, are its final thoughts “this’ll hurt me more than it does you”?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
why is there brail on the drive through atm?
July 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
notice that the other lane always goes faster then the one your on.. so why do people change over if the OTHER one always goes faster!!
July 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
why do some people cpver their ears when they get scared of something they saw? as if not hering it will make it go away!??
July 14th, 2008 at 2:14 am
To jeff #132, way up there…. Yes i agree that people should stop posting things over and over. although if u have enough time on ur hands to come to this website then reading a few things over shouldn’t be wasting you time. if it is don’t come to the website.
July 15th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Why is Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong?? Where’s the damn donkey?
July 18th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Why does Non-dairy creamer have a warning label “contains milk” ?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
If it is better to be strong than weak, why is ‘strong language’ bad ?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:40 am
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Did people call Robin Hood’s mom Mother Hood?
Does the Michelin Man get tired?
If it takes more muscles to frown than smile, then wouldn’t unhappy people’s faces be in better shape?
If marriage is an institution and love is blind, wouldn’t married couples in love belong to an institution for the blind?
July 21st, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 am
what did thinks taste of before chickens were around
July 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
the buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.
July 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Answer to “Why is there braille on the drive through ATM?”
It’s because the driver of the car may not necessarily be the one taking money from his/her bank. They may have a blind passenger who is the one getting money.
And a question: who was the first person to think “Hey, look at that chicken. I’m going to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of its ass!” ?
That is all :)
July 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am
if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?
July 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
if brownies werent brown…what wud they b called?…if they were green..wud they b greenies?
July 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
To 125: Most?
If you have a midlife crisis at 15, will you die when your 30?
Who was the first person to say “Meat tastes good, but it will taste even better in ball form!”
How many spots do the 101 dalmatians have?
If Eve was the only woman on earth, who did her son do it with?
July 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
to 139 if you dive into a tub of dry ice the towel will not be neccessary because your whole body would be burned off.
dry ice is HOT!
July 29th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
funny funny funny crud dudes
nice work =)
July 30th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
What if someone died in the livin room??
Would you need a silencer if you were going to shoot a mime??
When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it??
Where is Old Zealand??
Why are violets blue and not violet??
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets??
Why do feet smell and noses run??
July 30th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
After they make styrophoam, what do they ship it in??
How is it possible to “run out of space”??
What would happen if you actually swallow a pride??
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company??
How do you get off a non-stop flight??
August 1st, 2008 at 6:33 am
to Ruby, “what do they call a coffee break at the lipton tea company?” – A COFFEE BREAK…
[its really not that tough you just have to put your mind to it and figure it out. =)
August 5th, 2008 at 5:52 am
163.
zealand is located in the flatlands lands of the netherlands.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
166 – Anonymous dude,
you sound really smart. could u tutor me in like every subject??
i need some help. :D
August 7th, 2008 at 5:39 am
can i ask you a question?
August 7th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Have you ever tried to buy a “Kit and Kabootle”? You can buy the kit, but they’re always out of Kabootles!
This, that, and the other – I’ve heard people say, “I’ll take this and that”, but you have to buy the other, it’s a set!
Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!
August 7th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
August 9th, 2008 at 9:48 am
i would really like som1 to answer #161, the last question. tnx!
answer to what’s so impossible in mission impossible? – the mission ;p
August 9th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
LMAO?
if your “laughing your ass off” where does it go?
August 11th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?
August 11th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Answer to #155, fat and slim chance.
Fat chance is used sarcastically, so literally meaning slim chance. Slim meaning small, so :. small chance.
August 12th, 2008 at 3:02 am
#85.if the temp was zero degrees and it was twice as cold tomoro it wud be -2 degrees.duuhh
August 12th, 2008 at 3:03 am
#161; eve wasn’t the only woman on earth, she had other children so obviously her son did it with her daughter..which makes them inbread hahah
August 12th, 2008 at 5:22 am
why aren’t french fries all made in france?
is it me or are these questions getting worse?
August 12th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
why do rhetorical questions exist …and most cannot b answered?
August 13th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
#186. You need not try to straighten #85. Any number times Zero is Zero (including the number Two) Therefore #85′s question is a logical one!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
If you are innocent until proven guilty, they why are you arrested and sent to jail before your trial?
August 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
If a blind person was born blind, and they haev enver seen anything in their life, can tehy see their dreams?
August 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Do blind people take their dogs skydiving??
August 16th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
why would a blind person go skydiving they wouldnt kno when to pull the string and i dont think there sog will do it for them. n.e way
if ur in ur car and ur going 2x the speed of light and u turn on ur head lights would they work?
August 16th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
why is charlie short for charles when they’re the same number of letters?
how come you never hear father in law jokes?
why do psychics have to ask for your name?
if emos are so non-conformist how come they all look the same?
what if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?
August 17th, 2008 at 10:22 am
how about you put some funny ones on here
August 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
ok i have some REAL funny ones…
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes.
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
If “Con” is the Opposite of “Pro”….then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients….
but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn’t grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to “CURE” it?
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS-aren’t we clean when we use them?
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
Why doesn’t GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow,
only to be troubled and insecure?
What’s another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
August 24th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
so your question was pointless
August 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
what happens if a black cat with a rabbit’s foot in its mouth crosses your path?
August 26th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
can you get hit by a parked cat while chasing a dead cat?
August 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
If Rabbit feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
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Isn’t Disney world just a people trap managed by a mouse?
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If you wear a teflon suite, can you ever get into a sticky situation?
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September 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
well the thing with tarzan shaving with a knife, yeah you could read the books or whatever but ask yourself, how do you think he knew that he had to shave, or how to shave??? The question isn’t as stupid as you make it out to be!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
What do you mean you couldn’t make a round box to squish into a flatpack. If you make the box just a little bigger than the pizza then i would be easier to fit it into a flatpack because the pizza is actually smaller than the original square box. It simple really, if you think about it. And why do people always try to make logical sense of these questions without really thinking about it. if you want to answer these questions make sure your answer makes sense before you post it OK!!
September 5th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
how can you wake up dead?
September 7th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Here’s 2 that haven’t been posted:
Is God so almighty that he can create a wall so high that he himself cannot climb over?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why do they call it “run over” when you get hit by a car? You aint running.
September 7th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Why does it say “may contain peanuts” on peanut wrappers?
September 7th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
haha nice to know this stuff! lol
September 10th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Woahhh. theres heaps of these things.. haha
i like the diarrhea 1
lol
xx
September 11th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
why do they call it chili when its hot?
September 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
If my roommate can perfect the art of astral projection, why can’t he astral project himself to a job interview?
September 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
If a man says that he can only tell lies would you belive him?
September 15th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
why is that everyone driving faster that you an idoit
and everyone driving slower that you is a moron??
September 16th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
September 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Mebbe you’ve all heard these ones before, so apologies if I’ve sucessfully managed to waste your time :)
Why doesnt quicksand work quick?
Why are fight rings square?
And why do we call it a “Guinea pig”, when its not from Guinea, nor is a pig?
September 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
funny is as funny does
September 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am
haha 214 thats interesting hahahaha
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If pink is the new black, what’s the new pink?
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
If you were to go to shoot a mime, would you need a silencer?
September 25th, 2008 at 7:10 am
iF BARBiE iS SO POPULAR WHY DO U HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS??
September 25th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
>>> you will start oscillating in Simple harmonic motion since gravity will pull you all the time.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
why is there braille telling you what a “Caution: HOT!” sign is saying? Or the same question for a “Do Not Touch!” sign…
September 25th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
hi me again
there’s a law in washington that if u have crimminal records, u have to call the police and tell them what crime you’re going to do before u do it.
well, if u were going to rob a bank, what would be the point if u were just going to get arrested when u arrived?
September 29th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
If you spill detergent on the floor… is your floor dirty or clean?
September 30th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Ok, a lot of this is really, really funny and I “laughed my ass off” but #204 you should make sure you know what your talking about before you post something! Flat pack refers to the way boxes are shipped. They are shipped flat and then folded when they arrive at their destination. Round boxes would be huge when flat and waste material when cut and space when flat and cost extra to ship because of their larger size. No wonder you call yourself Looza. You said it not me. #206 The egg. Think about it… eggs have been around since the dinosaurs. Looooooooooong before the chicken. Thanks for the chuckles too everyone that’s not a Looza.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:22 am
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
October 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
if a turtle loses it’s shell is it naked or homeless
October 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Why do they put the “do not turn upside down” signs on the bottom of boxes
October 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
in peter pan what was captain hook’s name before the crocodile bit his hand off? captain hand?
October 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
How can you half assume?
October 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
If your mad people say “take a chill pill”. Then what happens if your sad are you supposed to take a “hot” pill?
October 7th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Ok me again….LOL!….If you’re walking down a road and come across a fork in the raod and theres a girl standing in between the fork and one path leads to trueville and one leads to lieville. What question could you ask the girls to get to trueville? P.S. yes you do not know if she is from lieville or trueville.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
If justin brought sexy back, where did sexy go?
October 8th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
this cite is great
October 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am
If you cross a bulldog with a Shih tzu, would it be considered a bullshit?
October 10th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Why do people repeat the same question?wtf. Give me something new and fresh! I’ve heard all of these before. And were did sexy go?
October 11th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
If The Operator For 911 Has A Heart Attack, Who Does He/She Call?
How Comes When You Blow In A Dogs Face It Gets Mad, But Its In A Car It Sticks Its Head Out The Window?
October 11th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
why is this funny
October 12th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why can’t donuts be square?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Why is it that the crew of gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a cocconut but can’t fix a hole in a boat
October 14th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
if your square and it means your boring,if someone calls you round does it mean your exiting? and if so, what does being called triangle mean?
October 17th, 2008 at 6:55 am
226
ask her to point out the path which does not lead to her home town. that way she will always point to lieville
October 21st, 2008 at 4:43 am
No.198 ‘sullivan’;
1.They are called ‘Hamburgers’ because the were invented in ‘Hamburg’ – ‘Germany’
2. if a turtle loses its shell it’s Dead because it is part of it’s body.
No.187 ‘yo’;
0/2 is not -2 it’s 0!
No.183 ‘kerwin’;
Number 161 or ‘Immortal_Heaven’ didn’t ask any questions.
No.139 ‘Dipstick101′;
Good point why do americans call ‘Petrol’ or ‘Petroleum’ to be precise ‘Gas’ it’s a F**king Liquid!
Do you agree than Nothing is Better than ‘having anything you want’. Do you also agree that ‘bread’ is Better than Nothing. If so that means ‘Bread’ is better than ‘having anything you want’. :P
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother. (Ahh time paradox)
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be ‘no’?
Let’s say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let’s also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!
October 21st, 2008 at 4:45 am
I’ll correct that, you can NOT devide 0 by 2! it’s impossible!
October 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
ok i’ll correct u ‘calum of ENGLAND’
its not DIVIDING, its multiplying and “0″ multiplied by anything is “0″
so it’ll just keep being “0″ everyday and it will never be twice as cold
October 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
ok heres a question…….
how come whenever u see signs that say “Stay off grass” or “Caution: HOT” or “Caution: Wet Paint” or “Caution: Wet Floor,” u just have to go and step on the grass JUST ONCE, and u have to go and quickly touch watever is hot, and u just have to lightly touch the wet paint, and u just have to walk across the wet floor?
ya. idiots…
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
answer to #127:
Does Victoria have a secret?
-yeah her name is Victor
October 26th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
187 no becuse 2×0 is 0
October 27th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand up straight and Pluto is on all fours, when they are both dogs?
Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing both of those songs?
October 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Answer to 239: Gas is an abbreviation of the words “Ethanol Gasoline.” Which happens to be a liquid.
And something else to for everyone to ponder…
Why is it called a club sandwhich when anyone can enjoy it?
October 29th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
October 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why are black boxes yellow?
October 30th, 2008 at 11:33 am
If a fly does not have wings, what can we call it “a walk”?
October 30th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Victor??????? how is that a secret?
November 1st, 2008 at 4:55 am
to #247 “If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?” becuase if you “move” 10 miles away that will be your home so accidents will still happen to you 5 miles from where your new home is
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 am
to #218, if ur scared half to death twice, uve got a quarter left becuase, if you get scared half to death, then uve got a half left, then scared half to death again, uve got a quarter left
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
why do our feet smell and or nose run?
what is the speed of dark?
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
if vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
if an orange is an orange, ehy isnt a yellow a yellow?
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
if a tree falls on a mime in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound?
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off
November 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
who was the first person 2 think, I love ping pong. LETS MAKE IT VIRTUAL!
can u giv home work 2 a homeless kid?
What color is the food chain?
why do people say “i luv u like the brother i never had” it doesnt make sense! no one likes their siblings! they r HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do they call it sky diving if there’s no water?
what if i CAN believe its not butter?
who IS Bob Saggot?
November 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
once you delete mail that has already been deleted..where does it go?
November 5th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
why do water bottles have ingridient labels on them?
November 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am
If no one has ever seen santa how do they know what his laugh is like???
November 6th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Why is it if a man peeps on a woman while she’s undressing its called peeping, but when a woman peeps on a man while he’s undressing the call it indecent exposure?
November 14th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Why do bags of nuts have may contain nuts opn it? I hope it bloody does.
November 14th, 2008 at 7:05 am
and why is abbrevate such a long word ref#248
November 14th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
what is yours but everybodyelse uses it ? Your name
November 17th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
why is it when someone wants to ask a stupid question they say…can i ask a stupid question. some say that there are no stupid questions, but this just tops it.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
If u put a hot dog in the fridge is it just a dog??
what was captain hooks name before he got a hook for a hand??
November 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
you people have no lives!! im sorry…… not really but still. you have no lives!
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 am
Why is it that people repeatedly post questions that have actual and logical answers already???
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
why is it that supermac got half his whys? off of here
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
if toothpaste came out your nose would everything smell minty fresh
November 25th, 2008 at 12:36 am
why am i so awesome?
November 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
So 2 atoms are walking on the street and one says ‘wait! i dropped an electron!’ and the other one says “are you sure?” and the other says ‘yeah I’m positive!”
November 26th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Why is a dark room called a dark room when its not dark?
November 26th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
yes, if you drop soap it does get dirty. verrrryy dirty. haha.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:21 am
if ur on a plane 2 canada and ur coming from the US when u cross into canada does the drinking age change on the plane?
November 28th, 2008 at 12:23 am
how would they get a fire out if the fire was at a trick birthday candle factory?
wouldnt it just blow out and come back?
November 28th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
hey #170 money ismade from wool fibers… not paper… so money doesnt grow on trees….
What do chinese keyboards look like?
November 30th, 2008 at 1:37 am
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray?
November 30th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
waste of time
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 am
Hey #278 you’re as stupid as the page suggests
conventional money IS made from paper
other material MAY be used but wool fibers are NOT on hat list stupid
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO!!!!!!!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
If Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t even cares, WHY THE HELL DOES HE KEEPS ON DOIN IT?
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
JUST WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO!!?? AND/OR CARMEN SAN DIEGO…
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
why is a groundhog called a ground “hog”
why did the word “nut” come from
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
ok, to answer that zero degrees question…
lets say it was fifteen degrees on ‘wednesday’, and then zero degrees on ‘thursday’, to be as twice as cold on the day after that, ‘friday’, it would have to be negative fifteen degrees… i havent figured out what would happen if it was a negative # on ‘wednesday’… :\
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
¿uʍop ǝpısdn uoıʇsǝnb ɐ ʇsod ʇoıpı ǝɯos pןnoʍ ʎɥʍ
December 4th, 2008 at 7:04 am
does it make sense to alcohol swab the area of a person that will receive a lethal injection?
December 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
A lot here & not sure if this is already up there somewhere or not, one of my fav’s:
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to???
December 4th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
****95****
bc the world likes to laugh at others pain. not even kidding
December 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
giving up is for quitters
December 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Canericans belong in Canerica….dont ask
December 6th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Do stairs go up or down
December 6th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
281 do your research properly! Paper money, is made from paper made of rags. Cotton or linen fabric is beaten to create cotton or linen fibers. You have probably heard of “rag paper” or “fine linen writing paper.” This is where it comes from
December 9th, 2008 at 9:49 am
What is it called if ur braids lock?
Why is it called ur sunday’s best if u wear it on the monday?
Why do people make loud nosies when there tryin to be quiet?
December 9th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Why are they called mythbusters and they futher enhance the myths?
December 9th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
if we stand straight up, & were on the side of the earth, then technically aren’t we standing sideways??? the only place you would stand up would be north pole && south pole, you would stand upside down!!
December 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Do bald people use body wash or conditioner to wash their heads?
December 12th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
if a seven eleven is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year …why are there locks on the doors.
December 13th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Are you SURE the 24 hour bar is open?
December 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
why do they call it quick sand if it sinks u down slowly???
December 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
If the k is silent in knife, then why the hell is it there in the first place.? Take it out its confusin me! Have you ever found the need for a silent letter in you own person life? “my name is bob. that b-k-o-b” “no dude your name is bkob.
December 15th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I wonder what the first guy to milk a cow was thinking???
December 17th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Do crabs think we walk sideways??
December 17th, 2008 at 11:25 am
If an insect transmitted you a disease that killed you. Does it go to Hell?
December 18th, 2008 at 1:46 am
why are you guys stupid
December 18th, 2008 at 2:48 am
was the orange named after the colour, or the colour after the fruit?
who decided that a swear word was a swear word?
what is the purpose of a hiccup?
why does it take a couple of seconds for me to feel my hand burning when if i cut it i feel it straight away?
why is there a raised black ring around most people’s irises?
is there a point to moles (the ones on your skin, not the little mammals underground, although…)?
December 18th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
to question 95:
physics say that anything in motion has the tendency to move at the same speed, so the headlights would work
at three times the speed of light i think…….
December 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am
To #187…. Zero multiplied by 2 is still zero.
As for the one about the teflon and the frying pan, the teflon is sprayed on in liquid form, then baked onto the surface.
Lightning would actually be slower if it didn’t zig-zag. It follows the path of least resistance to earth.
December 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
ok number 232 i have the answer you ask her if people can breathe under water lie vile will say yes and truth ville will say no.
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This sentence is false.
December 21st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
How do wet suits keep you dry?
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:34 am
who was the first person to look at a cow and say “ill just pull on these dangly things and drink whatever comes out
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
If the unicorn is indeed invisible, then how do we KNOW it is pink?
December 26th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
@:why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?
well its because you dont control you’re breathing, well not completley. it would be like stopping your heart to beat, you just cant control it
@: if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?
nope. paper is just made out of a tree’s bark
@: does it make sense to alcohol swab the area of a person that will receive a lethal injection?
ofc, have you ever seen those yellow and red telephones. if one of them rings… well sure you will figure it out
@: Do stairs go up or down
they do not go anywhere. they stand. they can only LEAD to somewhere, and that depends on youre posiotion
@:If an insect transmitted you a disease that killed you. Does it go to Hell?
nope. according to christian dogmas, animals dont o to heaven nor hell ,)
@:What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
a ton of rocks ;)
@:If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
actually not always, but in most f the times. anyway the cat will (depends on the hight) fall onto her legs, because she is heavier than a toast
@: Can you cry underwater?
sure you can. but you wouldt fell the tears on your face
@: if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?
nope, it doesnt reffer on the ACTUAL image, as photography
ok that enough for now
December 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Do bald people clean there head with soap or shampoo?
Is something impossible possible because in impossible there is the word possible?
December 29th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
What was the name of the first man on earth?
December 29th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Why do blindmen wear sunglasses?
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 am
#214 i think its because of the thermostats that the factories produce…they put 30-90 degrees celcious thermostats cause they are the most common and cheap
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 am
#280 i once asked a chinese person how do they text msg when they have 2000 symbols?:) do you know how? they actualy write the text msg in ENGLISH and the english characters are automatically translated to chinese or japanese symbols:) isnt it cool?:)
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
since vampires dont cast a reflection how do they get there hair looking so nice
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
ha ha lmao
January 6th, 2009 at 1:05 am
#315 well to me if you belive in God i would say that tht adam was the first man on earth but there cud have been other ppl to walk the earth but how would tht be possible if the world was nothing but dirt before God fixed it up
January 8th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
why is it when we r driving and lookin for an address, we turn down the music?
January 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
wow. you friggin idiots, twice 0 in temperature form is absolute zero, which is −459.67°F. its simple physics -.-
January 14th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
if you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything?
January 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
What if i can belive its not butter? then what happens
January 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
What is the Plural form of mongoose?
How deep would the ocean be without the sponges?
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the Special Olympics?
January 25th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Have times ever been easy for people?
January 26th, 2009 at 7:26 am
To the bloke who asked why do wetsuits keep you dry. Your on drugs wetsuits dont keep you try. There is an invention called a dy suit that keeps you dry though
January 27th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
If pie is so good why is math boring
January 29th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Why do skinny chicks think they are fat? It really is very annoying
January 29th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
the person who makes it doesn’t need it,
the person who buys it doesn’t use it,
the person who uses it doesn’t know they’re using it what is it?
answer: a coffin
January 29th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
people need to stop answering these guestions, seriously
January 31st, 2009 at 9:43 am
If the plural of Mouse is Mice why is the plural of House not Hice???
If the past tense of sit is sat… why is the past tense of Fit not Fat???
January 31st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
If i told you everything i ever tell you is a lie, was that a lie?
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:03 am
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:11 am
Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 am
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
If A Fly Had NO WIngs Would It Be called A WAlk ?? :S
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
If a duck only has one leg, does it swim in circles?
PLEASE people….these questions are for fun – no need to answer them and be soooo serious! That’s why these are funny – stupid questions!!
February 4th, 2009 at 1:24 am
Sorry Its Me again got a few more:
* If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
* If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
February 4th, 2009 at 7:50 am
If Neil Armstrong was the first man to step on to the Moon. Who was the first man to step on to the Earth ?
February 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Do you realize that we put a man on the moon before wheeled luggage was invented?
Why do doctors leave them room when you get undressed, then ask you to remove your gown?
Has anyone ever eaten toast from a toaster set to the highest setting? Should the appliance then be called a “crapper”.
Why did the Gilligan’s Island gang bother to build a whole village out of wood and thatch when their wooden boat had a 6′ hole in it?
Wile E Coyote spent thousands of dollars buying ACME crap trying to catch one meal. Wouldn’t take-out have been cheaper?
Why do people say “You know what?” before telling you what “what” is?
If a person says “A penny for your thoughts”, and you put in your two cents, do you get change?
If sliced bread is #1, that is the worst top ten list ever!
Answer: The word “dictionary” is in fact in the dictionary. The definition says “Me”.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
You’re all going to jail for plagiarizing Steven Wright…
February 4th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
The question isn’t if the word “dictionary” is in the dictionary, but why. Seems to me, if you looked it up, you already figured it out.
If you “call it a day” when your leaving work, what do you call it the rest of the time?
Don’t you think it would have been more accurate to call it a “large sour orange”?
How do we really know the bystanders were innocent?
February 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
if i buried my lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?
February 6th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
February 11th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
to 135. victoria was actually victor who was gay and liked womens clothing so that was his secret
February 11th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
to 137 not 135
February 12th, 2009 at 7:54 am
to 304
stop copying katt williams and put ur own shit on here
February 13th, 2009 at 8:20 am
to # 119
Victorias secret is that victoria is actaully victor, a man.
February 14th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
if i hate haters does that make me a hater?
February 18th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
What is Satan’s last name?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
February 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
if one sinchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to?
February 24th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This one person asked me if i wear my glasses all the time and i said ‘ no i just take them off when i’m done seeing”
February 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Did you know the word “Gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
Gotcha!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
answering #124
beacher Says:
y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?
Well if they called them pig lip and ass hole burgers not one would eat them
February 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
If there is Dr. Pepper, why isn’t there a Dr. Salt?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland Green?
Why is goose-geese but moose isn’t meese?
If someone is missing, and there is a reward offered, if they turn themselves in, do they get the reward?
February 26th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
to no.275 thats the same joke my chemistry teacher taught us… it wasnt funny the first time and definitly not the 2nd time. mainly because i ddnt understand it…
February 26th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
If air has a scent, what does it smell like?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I tested positive for sexy,
I’m allergic to haters,
My blood type is ballin’
My pulse is pimpin’
and the doctor says this is why im hot. :-)
I LOVE YOU HARLEY
March 1st, 2009 at 2:23 am
If northern birds fly south for the winter, where do the southern birds go?
March 4th, 2009 at 6:24 am
If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wonder if mothers from China use Toothpicks !
March 6th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Is it legal to yell movie in a fire house?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it’s schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons ?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am
If Pringles are “so good that once you pop, you can’t stop” why do they come with a resealable lid ?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:41 am
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their genetials when they ask where the bathroom is ?
March 7th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Why do Americans, shorten ‘Gasoline’ to ‘Gas’ when it’s clearly a liquid?
March 8th, 2009 at 11:13 am
three blondes walk into a bar… the third one ducks.. :)
ha ha get it, bar? like a bar NOT a bar that u get drinks at
March 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
hmm…if a cow sneezed would milk come out it’s nose????
March 12th, 2009 at 7:22 am
No. 132, a fly without no wings would still have wings. However, a fly “with no wings” or “without wings” would not.
March 19th, 2009 at 4:09 am
Answer to #98; from steel sheep of course :D
March 21st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
@#203: It actually is as stupid as originally thought. He probably wouldn’t have known the word ‘shaving’ but that wouldn’t stop him. You can’t expect a baby to know that it’s crawling when it is.
Anyway, here’s lame one:
Why do vegetarians say they care about the environment? They obviously don’t. They’re eating the plants.
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 am
If Santa knows whether anyone’s been bad or good, how come he’s never called to testify in court?
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 am
315.# Actually a ton of rocks and a ton of feathers weigh the same because they both weigh a ton :)
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:15 am
If A Snail Lost Its Shell Would It Be Homeless or Naked??
March 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
what was the best thing before sliced bread??
March 26th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
if -273 degrees Celsuis (0 Kelvin) is the absolute zeropoint (the temperature moleculs are completely motionless) what would the absolute toppoint?
March 27th, 2009 at 10:54 am
the answer to all these questons is chuck norris
March 27th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
When you eat a doughnut, what happens to the hole?
Why can’t you tickle yourself?
If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
Is a frogs butt watertight?
Hmm…
March 30th, 2009 at 10:41 am
if a cowboy rides into town on friday stays two nights and leaves on friday…. how does he do it
March 30th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
i just wanna say, anyone posting answers to any of the questions are retards, go get a life.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:06 am
why do they say leave you seatbelts on incase of some unexpected turbulence? doesnt this mean you are expecting it
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:27 am
why is it people announce their names at AA meeting? Its called Alcholics Anonomys (sp?)but yet they say Hi my name is (insert name) and I’m an alcoholic? This aplies to all similar groups with anonyms.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:20 am
385…the horse’s name is friday
April 4th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
2 #188 yea yo did u fail math cuz if it was 0 degrees today n will b 2x’s dat 2morrow it wud b simlistic 2 say tht da weathr channel u watch is run by retards bcuz it is simple mathematic concept dat any # times 0 is 0 DUH dats like elementary school rite ther
April 4th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
sry meant simplistic not simlistic
April 5th, 2009 at 6:11 am
If we call english muffins english muffins, do the english call them plain muffins?
April 6th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
if you guys werent drunk, these wouldent be funny.
April 6th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
#405 dosent make sence
April 8th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
actually the hamburger was invented in connecticut
241 being a triangle means you like threesomes.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
why do people ask can i ask you a question but they just did
April 10th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
whats the worst thing about being an athiest?
no one to talk to during na orgasm!!!
April 10th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
in response 2 th q about why isnt 11 called onety one. what would 111 be called?…. think about it!
April 10th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
which came first the chicken or the egg
April 11th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
What I want to know is who’s Dick Hurtz?
April 12th, 2009 at 4:10 am
heyy just some one who loves sites like these!
i have a comment to make and to submitt a “crazy thought”!
first of all; why is it when people ask you the question ” if you were strandered on an deserted island what are the three things you would take with you?” why doensn’t anyone ever say a boat with fuel?
and secondly everyone who is just making other people feel bad by taking the micky out of everyones quotes GET OVER YOUR SELVES! if you dont like it why are you still reading? seriously. and everyone who answers these questions GET A LIFE ASWELL! if you dont like these types of questions why are you here reading them all?
thanks for listening!
April 13th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
If there is a middle school and then a high school, why isn’t elementry school accually called low school?
April 13th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
ok joker/325 none cares these are supposed to be funny and stupid so don’t flip out at people its not cool.
April 13th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
aqua, 170, surprisingly money accually isn’t made from paper, it is really made from cotton and linen. No big deal though!
April 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Can a blind person be dyslexic?
Can a deaf person hear the voices in their head?
April 17th, 2009 at 12:53 am
who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop
April 17th, 2009 at 2:43 am
if a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
no it doesnt.. sound is vibration through the air and our ears are the recivers.. so therefor if there is no reciever, then there is no sound!
highschool physic isnt a waste of time after all!
:)
April 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Let’s squeeze this dangly thingy over here and drink what comes out of it.”?
April 18th, 2009 at 2:17 am
who was the first guy to watch the round white objec come out of the chicken’s arse and say “this will go nicely with my bacon.”
April 19th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
to 315 , a ton of feathers and a ton of rocks would weigh the same because a ton is 2000 pounds , and it doesn’t matter whether it’s a rock or a feather .
April 20th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
#169 i think
shane weldon
the buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.
hahahaha i was fuckin cracking up!!
#397.. meatkleevar
didnt find as funny
but i did intertain myself a good two hrs here!
and thats that i read up to like the good 300 first ones
April 21st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 pm
When we run out of time,where is it running to?
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:06 pm
If time didn’t exist,how would we know when to stop what we’re doing?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
ok, about the “double of 0 degrees” thing again…
just think about it in another unit. for example 0 degrees celsius= 273 kelvin. twice as cold would be 136,5 kelvin, or -136,65 degrees celsius.
i know a lot of you guys here think it’s stupid to answer the questions, but since someone already tried i figured it wouldn’t hurt to at least give you the right answer.
anyways, love this site!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Id butter always lands face down, and a cat always lands on its feet – what happens if you strap a slice of toast to the back of a cat?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
i love this site i don’t care what anybody says
April 24th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Why do we wash towel’s aren’t we already clean when we use them?
April 27th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
If a pair of male identical twins marry another pair of female identical twins and have babies, will their kids look the same?
April 28th, 2009 at 2:18 am
to 108 and 85
the temperature will always be 0, because any number multiplied by 0 equals cero, and 108 you are watching so much tv that you are forgeting about real life…
April 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
HEY VICTOR WHATS UR SECRET ???
May 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
He’s so dense he bends light
May 4th, 2009 at 2:52 am
When you hurt yourself why do people ask if you’re all right when your actually half left?
May 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
if blood rushes out ur nose when ur upside down dose blood rush out ur ass when ur upside right?? lmfao!! hahaha
May 14th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Why is it we call less candy “fun sized”? What’s so fun about less candy???
May 14th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Who cleans Spider-Man’s web off the buildings?
Why does no one realize that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses?
And the chicken came first, or else there would be nothing to guard the egg. :P
May 15th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Why do we only say we’re under the weather when we’re sick? We’re always under the weather.
May 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?
May 17th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
@What weighs more a ton of feathers or a ton of rocks.
They both weigh a ton, so neither. They weight the same amount.
May 17th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Just what is the “Baby On Board” sign for? Does it help us decide which car not to hit in an accident?
May 17th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Why say “Can I Ask A Question?”
when that itself is a question anyway?
May 18th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Who needs rhetorical questions?
May 19th, 2009 at 11:13 am
for the commet from Tito on #87 when you push the glue bottle to get glue out and then release it air gets inside, its in the chemicals bumb-ass!!
May 20th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
where did the modern use of the word gay originate from if it originaly meant happy
May 20th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
why is new york called the big apple? i want to know who came up with that?
May 20th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
why do your parents always pack like 10 pairs of clothes for a 5 day vacation? its annoying!
May 20th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
why do people refer to batman as a superhero if he has no superpowers, only gadgets?!
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:41 am
how much can a woodchuck chuck if the wood was wet?
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Why is water wet?
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Does Russia have a 4th of July?
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Did you know that when you have a 50 percent chance of getting something right there is a 90 percent chance you’ll get it wrong?
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
hi
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
if money doesn’t grow on trees,….how come banks have branches??
May 26th, 2009 at 3:02 am
#439 is right. WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
May 26th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
Evolution doesn’t say the previous species must die out. A new species branches off, like a tree!
If there are adults why do we still have children?
May 27th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:08 pm
try shooting for the stars even if u miss u will land on moon ..
June 7th, 2009 at 5:09 am
why do ghosts just passes on a wall|?why did they not fall into the floor?
June 8th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Which is further…to Houston or by bus?
June 8th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
170, money is made of cotton fibers, not paper
June 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
When you go to the dentist why do they give you a lolipop???
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If you had a bad dream in the morning would you call it a Morningmare or Nighmare???
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When you wake up in the morning you say good monring, but if you wake up in the night would you say goodnight???
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If a quiz is quizzicle what would a test be???
June 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
why does a house go up in flames as it burns down
June 14th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
who was the first person to look at a chicken say, im gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its ass?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
How do u know if webster miss spelled a word?
How come the worlds best pancil is still a #2?
How come the slowest time of day is called rush hour?
June 17th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Can a person who uses sign launguage talk with their mouth full?
why would a dislexic person go to a toga party dressed as a goat?
do you need oinkment for swineflu?
why do boys not love ME?
June 18th, 2009 at 9:23 am
if the fbi smash your dooor down do they pay for it?
June 21st, 2009 at 9:45 pm
WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES????
June 21st, 2009 at 9:48 pm
WHY WIVES SAY TO THEIR HUSBANDS, “MAKE SURE THE MAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATH TUB DOESNT GET WET” ????
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:17 pm
232 The actual question is supposed to be “you’re trying to get to truthville, what one question can you ask to make sure you get there?”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Hey to who ever asked where the donkey was in donkey kong it was actually a translation error from Japanese to English.
June 27th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Why is that you buy hot dog buns in packages of 8 but hot dogs in packages of 10??
maybe everyone wants a bun……
June 27th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
why is at drug stores they make the sick people walk all the way to the back while healthy people can buy what they need at the front
why is that the banks keep both their doors open but then they chain their pens to the desk?
why is that we put our car that is worth thousands while we put worthless junk in the garage?
Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?
June 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Why cant women put mascara on without closing their mouth??
Why is it that a man who invests all his money is a broker?
why isnt there mouse flavored cat food??
You know that indestructable black box used on a plane? why dont they make the plane out of that stuff??
June 27th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
HEY 146! MAN was created out of Gods image…and woman was created from man.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Is it considered rude to stare at blind people?
Do infants have as much fun in “infancy” as adults do in “adultry”?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
Can you ever get tired of sleeping?
Why is it always the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that made you angry in the first place?
July 1st, 2009 at 11:43 pm
To number 299,
You wouldn’t stand straight up at the north or south pole even if your question made sense. The earth leans on it’s axis.
No matter where you are, you’re standing straight up thanks to the earth being round and gravity.
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:24 am
Why do some people waste their time in asking these stupid questions??
Dont they realize thats retarded
July 6th, 2009 at 4:02 am
can anyone count abc?
July 6th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Why are you looking and reading the comments if u think they’re retarted?
Its just for some laughs anyway.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
If a Poison is already expired are you going to be killed if you drink it??
July 6th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
What is Satan’s last name??
July 10th, 2009 at 5:39 am
When you come to school one day with blonde hair and the next you turn up with brown hair.
Why do people race up to you and say…
“Did you die your hair?”
July 10th, 2009 at 10:22 am
toliet seats do protect us from something dumb ass! they protect ur dumb ass from sitting on the cold porcelain
July 12th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
wouldn’t it be ironic if lobsters loved jacuzzis, and right before we put them into the boiling water, they think we’re the nicest ppl on earth?
July 12th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
if love hurts…why do ppl do it?
July 12th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
#181—Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!
answer: after hours…duh
July 13th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
how come glues doesnt stick to the inside of the bottle?
if there is an extra small and an extra large, why arent the extra mediums?
July 20th, 2009 at 4:04 am
Why bugss bunny wears no clothing on his body, but puts swiming suit at the pool?
July 20th, 2009 at 4:06 am
for 465: it is funny man
July 20th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
surrounded by idiots !!!
July 21st, 2009 at 2:46 am
If women with big breasts work at Hooters, do people with one leg work at IHOP?
July 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
# 474 – Because there isn’t air constantly touching the glue for it to try. DUH.
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:21 am
answer to the question : if today the temperature is 0 degrees and tommorow is 2 times colder blah blah…the answer is simple u just convert fahrenheit degrees to celcius and u get a number thats dividable by 2 and then u convert back…or vice versa
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
July 24th, 2009 at 5:42 am
Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances?
July 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
If you forge your own signature, is it forgery/
July 26th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Can I sell a goldfish at Cash4gold.com
July 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
July 28th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
#82 is good point and funny
July 30th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
if your in hell and your mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
August 1st, 2009 at 12:30 am
To # 108, great combination.
August 1st, 2009 at 5:17 pm
What sound does a bunny make?
August 4th, 2009 at 4:45 am
I’m sorry if there are repeats.
1. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
2. If a cow laughs, does milk comes out of its nose?
3. If aliens are so smart, then why they kidnap the dumbest people?
4. If Jesus microwaved a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
5, If a store is open 24 hours a day, then why are there locks on the front door?
6. If you died and went to Heaven & seen God face-to-face & he sneezed, what would you say to him?
7. If Jesus walked on water & slipped, would he smack his face on the water surface or would he drown?
8. If a time traveler went back in time & kills his grandfather, would he be born?
9. If Fred Flintstone stopped his car at high speed, would he see a mechanic or a doctor?
10. If the planet Earth had no water, what would we drink?
11. If Fabreeze has a “Fresh Air Scent” spray, then what does air smell like?
12. Why does water bottles come with ingredients?
13. If ice burns, does fire freezes?
14. If a mailman delivers your mail, can he delivers his own mail? & if he can’t, who delivers his mail?
15. If Hell is hot & Satan is thirsty & asks you for a ice cold water in hell, how would you get it?
16. If a doctor is injured, does he treat himself?
17. If a cop runs a red light (without the lights on), does he get a ticket? Does he give a ticket to himself?
18. If a man is schizophrenic & tries to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
19. If a man is blind from birth, can he have vivid dreams?
20. If Jesus swears (use profanity), will he be sinned?
21. If a man is deaf from birth, can he hear voices in his head?
22. If a tree falls & there’s nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
23. If a mime is arrested, can a cop ask him to “remain silent”?
24. If you fart in a vacuumed space, can you hear it?
25. If a hitman is about to put a hit on a mime, does he have to use a silencer?
26. If the AA meeting are anonymous, then why do they wear name tags?
27. How high is up?
28. How deep is down?
29. How long is across?
30. If 21 is pronounced “twenty-one”, then why 11 is not pronounced “onety-one”?
31. If psychics can predict the future, then why they can’t predict the lotto numbers?
32. If anyone tells you anything’s possible, then why can’t you slam a revolving door?
33. Is there a such thing as a “female rape”?
34. If food comes in “bite size”, when why can’t we eat it in one bite?
35. If the people in “Gilligan’s Island” create houses, tables & other stuff, then why they couldn’t patched the 6 foot hole on the side of the boat?
36. If God created Adam & Eve & told them to multiply, are we still creating incest?
37. If sacramental wine is Jesus’ blood, does that mean Jesus was wasted 24 hours a day?
38. If you break night, do u get morning’s breath?
39. If God & Satan played football in the field, who would be their god?
40. If someone sees themselves on the back of the milk carton with a reward, would they turn themselves in?
41 If the person who created “Jumangi” makes the game, would he get sucked in too?
42. If humans uses 10% of their brains, then what is the other 90% is used for?
August 5th, 2009 at 5:07 am
If i have a belt to hold my pants up..but my pants have belt loops to hold my belt up, then who is the real hero?
August 7th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Have you heard?
August 7th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
how come youg men die fighting the wars old men started
August 16th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
number 480. not trying to be rude, but “dividable” is not a word; its divisable. and honestly i laughed at these for hours xD
August 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Can you be hetrophobic?
August 21st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
To all those people answering questions: Dude, these questions are here to laugh at, not to answer. Question answerers are party poopers. unless they’re funny. Love the Cat toast swept off the map thing!
August 21st, 2009 at 9:25 pm
271, they post the questions that have logical answers because they have extremely obvious answers that no one has taken the time to ponder before. that’s what makes it funny, Mr. Party Pooper.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
People, these are RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!!! Not meant to be answered! U just make yourself look like a smart ass jerk when you answer them! jeez.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:47 pm
If martians are aliens from mars, then are venusions aliens from venus? yup
August 21st, 2009 at 9:51 pm
386) lol, the cowboy’s horse is named Friday!
August 21st, 2009 at 9:53 pm
390, scrolled down right after i read 386, didn’t realized it was already answered. o
August 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
on number 80 yes fire can freese because when you turn hot water on all the way it feels cold at first and because this is a joke site i have one
and its a ur momma joke if u like this joke send comments
heres the joke
i was almost ur dad but i didnt have change 4 a five
August 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
yea so there is no I in team but there is in independence
August 28th, 2009 at 4:55 am
What do you get if an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
August 29th, 2009 at 3:18 am
How much do suicide bombers get paid ?
September 9th, 2009 at 12:17 am
If taking a bath is cleaning ourselves – how is it that the towels we use after a bath get dirty?
September 10th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
how funny is funny?
September 14th, 2009 at 10:43 am
which is better “nothing is impposible” OR “impposible is nothing” ?
September 16th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
why do they say “heads-up” when you need to duck
September 16th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
1.water-proof teabag
2. water proof towel
3. ejector seat in a helicopter
4. a book on how to read
5. powdered water
6. why cant circle crops be square
September 16th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Do fish get thirsty? I mean do they ever say to themselves. Hay, I need a drink?
September 21st, 2009 at 12:13 pm
What is a rhetorical question mark?
September 21st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
or Does a rhetorical question deserve a question mark?
and what is the point of rhetorical questions?
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 am
Why is it that we type UP a paper on the computer but, write something DOWN on paper?
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Should we be scared the doctors call what they do practice???
September 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
What colour is an Apple, True or False?
September 26th, 2009 at 10:12 am
why do shelf shops always look empty ??
why is a building called a building when its already built ?
September 27th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
#166, because actual lemon juice is acidic, so lemon juice that is bought from the store has to have artifical flavor, or else it would be dangerous to use. Also, the acidic lemon juice is good as a dish cleaner because it kills germs and such, since it is acidic.
September 30th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
what would happen if you crossed a male great dane and a female jack russell…without the use of a lot of yoga?
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:32 am
‘What came first, the chicken or the egg?’
easy one – the chicken, cause you said it first!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 am
If olive oil s made out of olives and vegetable oil is made of vegetables, then what is baby oil made out of?
If there isn’t any dumb questions, then what kind of questions do dumb people ask?
October 4th, 2009 at 1:33 am
if the word dictionary is in the dictionary, why does the definition say “what you’re reading right now, idiot!”?
October 4th, 2009 at 1:35 am
if the word dictionary is in the dictionary, why doesnt the definition just say,” What you’re reading right now, idiot!”?
October 19th, 2009 at 8:43 am
what is a word that rhymes with orange?
October 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am
a majority of these question are just retarded and repetitive. as well as mine, tho to the people answering the questions, get a life. and establish a since of humor.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:23 am
what WOULD jesus do?
October 19th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
can blind people read lips in Braille?
October 20th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Is there an expiration date on shampoo bottles?
Why isn’t there HAM on a HAMburger?
:)
October 21st, 2009 at 3:47 pm
If your feet smell and your nose runs, your built upside down (:
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:28 am
door-hinge rhymes with orange not a single word but it still rhymes
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
what do roses think we smell like?
October 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Quit repeating
October 28th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
in a world of pears… do.. NOT ask for… applesauce… o.o
October 29th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Will any of these questions ever have an answer?
October 30th, 2009 at 7:17 am
You know how when you say something’s not fair, somebody else says “Fair isn’t until October”? How do they reply if you say that while the fair is actually going on?
November 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 am
Can deaf people hear their heartbeat?
November 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
If no-one has seen Santa Claus (Even though he doesn’t exist) How do they know how he laughs
November 5th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
ANSWER TO ‘CAN A FAT MAN SKINNY DIP’ =
hun. they dont skinny dip, they chunkeh dunk.
;D
November 7th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
what would happen if pinocchio said’ Now My Nose will grow’…?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:24 am
For sale: one parachute, used once, never opened. small stain.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Do turtles have teeth?
November 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
someone ask how much are the fries on the value menu
November 8th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
not the value menu the dollar menu
November 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
1. could a tornado be upside down?
2. You know your a redneck because…you look really hard at the Orange Juice label because it says concentrate.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
1. why do people say cheese while taking their picture when saying cheese doesnt even make you smile?
November 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Why do we always say “Heavens NO” but “Hell YEAH”?
November 10th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
#143 some other words for thesaurus are lexicon, onomasticon, language reference book,and terminology. READ A BOOK SOMETIME!!!
And to everyone who keeps saying “Stop repeating things!” just to let you know, you’re repeating things too… so just stop wasting time yourselves.
And if you read this whole list, you have WAY too much time on your hands ROFLOL.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
169: Thats a pretty ignorant answer to the question, “Why do they have braille at a drive-thru ATM?” If the passengers were blind and the driver could see, they STILL wouldnt need the braille. Ur not going to have ur passenger reach across u to the window and feel the amounts to tell u what they want when u can just ask before or during the transaction.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
you know your a redneck if your condoms say family size
November 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
why do dryer sheets stick to my clothes?
November 15th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
if you say to someone “drop dead!” and they do, is it considered murder?
November 16th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
if the temperature is 0 degrees today an is suppose to be twice the degrees tomorrow how many degrees is it tomorrow??
November 18th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I swear, most of you people have to be sniffing glue or huffing paint. 95% of these are not funny or ironic in any way. Possibly 70% of them have answers that are common knowledge, the remaining 25% have answers. Some of this stuff is just plain wrong headed. Dry ice would not get you wet, it is solidified carbon dioxide and it will not burn you (again, it’s solid carbon dioxide). We call something retarded because that means slow or backward, not because it is a physical defect or brain disease, so “teen pregnancy” or “brain cancer” just doesn’t fit, does it? As for who Cain and Abel mated with? The Bible, in all it’s ignorant glory, states that they got their wives from the land of Nod, where God sent Enoch and the first round of “people” for being bad. Makes even more sense now, huh? One last thing and I’ll quit being a downer… Learn to spell! The box we type our messages into has a built in spell checker if you are using a modern browser. Use the mother trucker!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Technically, for those who keep asking “If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?” Baby oil is another name for mineral oil, therefore baby oil is made from minerals and not babies, as the question implies.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Lol. I got alot too! 1. Where’s outside? ive been looking for it for hours! 2. So what IS water? 3.Did I fart?
November 20th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Yo number 552, Torture killer?
YOU must be sniffing glue or huffing paint. The jokes are on for fun, not literal critisism. These questions do sound pretty funny if you have any sense of humor whatsoever. You COMPLETELY lost the WHOLE IDEA of this whole website. And, really, do you want a cookie or something? Okay, so you ruined everyone’s fun. YOU’RE the one that looked this up anyway. WHAT is WRONG with you? And, honestly, if someone misspells something, WHO GIVES? You have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Here’s a sentence dedicated to you: This webbcyte iz AUHSUM, it ceeriussliy deesurves aynn uhwared.
I can see if you want to say something like, ” I don’t think it was all that funny,” that’s fine, but your comment was RIDICULOUS
YOU JUST GOT SERVED BY A HAWAIIAN CHICK!
You’re welcome.
November 21st, 2009 at 2:20 am
Is there a coffee break in tea factory ?
November 24th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
for all you people trying to correct this 1, you forgets, if its 0 degrees celsius, change it to Fharanhite then double that
November 24th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
why is there braille on drive up atms?
November 26th, 2009 at 6:10 am
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Well, I hope the easily amused, were happy.
November 26th, 2009 at 6:12 am
Thats right. It was so sexii it went right off the page, close your jaw, you’re drooling. :-)
November 28th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
What would happen if you hired two PI’s to investigate eachother? It would be trippy
December 1st, 2009 at 9:38 pm
The answer to no. 85 (If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?) is approx. -136.5 degrees celcius and -229.8 fahrenheit. Sorry to be a spoil-sport.
December 4th, 2009 at 9:24 am
to number 127…
she doesnt anymore….
December 6th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Someone Answer #452 :D
December 10th, 2009 at 5:47 am
On the other hand you have different fingers.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
December 10th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
If a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to hear it does the tree make a noise??
December 11th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Whats worse then a cold toilet seat?
A warm one?
December 12th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Why do we ask stupid questions ?
December 16th, 2009 at 1:02 am
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, why was he so broken up over it?
(And the rhyme was in reference to a cannon on a castle wall that fell. It is depicted as an egg because have you ever tried putting an egg back together?)
December 17th, 2009 at 11:33 am
If life gives you coke, sell it, and buy lemons!
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
408, WRONG! it still makes a sound :P! Just, no one hears it. Like, if you put fire crackers in a forset with a timer, and ran so far away you couldn’t hear it. IT STILL MAKES A SOUND WHEN THEY GO OFF! Sounds still happen if there are no recievers to hear it.
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
452, dentists dont give you lollipops. DOCTORS DO WHEN THEY GIVE YOU SHOTS :P!
December 27th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
i like this site.
i also like bananas.
December 28th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
HI, I am the 550th number.
December 30th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Everyone knows that………..
WHY THE HELL WOULD A DENTIST GIVE YOU LOLIPOP?
That would be a great sales idea. If you leave a bowl of candy ANYWHERE, everyone knows that they would take more than ONE.Just like on Halloween.
If they put bowls of candy in the office, people (kids) would take, like, 20 pieces and then more people (kids) would have to come back in the future. I mean, really. When you eat candy, is the first thing you think about how that candy rots your teeth? NOOOO!!! Is the first thing you want to do after you eat candy BRUSH YOUR TEETH? of COURSE NOT!!!!!
So, people would come back because they are WAAAAAAAAAYYY too lazy to actually brush their teeth, i think….
ANYWAYZZZZZZ,
this website is AWESOMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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January 1st, 2010 at 6:06 pm
why do babbies wake up so early but when you get older you want to sleep a lot later?!!!!!!!!!.
January 3rd, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Two blondes walked into a building,
You’d think at least on of them would have seen it.
January 3rd, 2010 at 8:01 pm
How do policemen play “good cop, bad cop”, if the good cop never arrests the bad cop?
January 4th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
answer for number 106 ovcourse people would prefer a square pizza because you would get more out of it
January 5th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
why do they say sleeping like a baby when babies wake up everyhour?/
how do they get the peanutbutter in a reesses.
January 6th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
If oranges are called oranges, why arent lemons called YELLOWS??
January 7th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO PUT UP STUPID QUESTIONS THAT ARENT EVEN FUNNY THEY ALL JUST SUCK!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME AND EFFORT!!! IF YOU ARE IN A JOB AS A COMEDIEN OR SOMETHING FUNNY YOU SHOULD BE SACKED!!NIF YOU ARE TRYING TO GET A JOB LIKE THAT… DONT EVEN BOthER SAVE OTHER PEOPLE THE PAIN OF THAT!! AND IF YOU ARENT TRYING TO DO EITHER OF THESE THE YOU ARE BEING VERY SMART AND KIND TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!! you suck!! get a life!!!
January 8th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
If you need oxygen to burn something, and there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:40 am
Gullible is in the dictonary…i looked it up
January 12th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
…How many trees does it take to be a “forest” ?
January 13th, 2010 at 12:20 am
why did mememe read 576 questions before he relized they were stupid? I wrote 1 question. You mememe read 576 of them. Who really needs a life here and who REALLY sucks? HUMMMMMMMM
January 13th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
At #44. that’s the whole point dumbass!
January 13th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
How do you Drown a blonde?….. Put a scratch and sniff pad at the bottom of the pool.
January 14th, 2010 at 6:25 am
I bet Victoria does not even know her own Secret !
January 15th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
if u were travelling at the speed of light, would u b able 2 see ur headlights?
if ur knees bent the other way, how would chairs be shaped??
January 17th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
#85
if the temperature would be half as cold and you were measuring in celsius, it would be -136.575 degrees and if you were measuring in fahrenheit it would be -213.835 degrees. temperature is a measure of energy in the air.
January 18th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
If a skeleton gets a boner, is it called a flesher?
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:44 am
When someone asks you: what three things would take to a desert island, no-one ever says A BOAT?
January 23rd, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Why is it that chicks say guys are crazy, yet they’re 37% more likely to see a psychiatrist?
January 25th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
if the opposite of opposite day is NOT opposite day.. how can there ever be and opposite day?
January 25th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
why is there brail on an atm machine?
January 26th, 2010 at 9:23 am
@:What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
a ton of rocks ;)
Wrong, they both weight the same, the question means ‘a tone worth of rocks or feathers’ Surely that will mean billions of feathers, but the question still stands ;)
January 29th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
If courn syrup is made of corn, what is cough syrup made of?
January 29th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
why is it called a building? isn’t it already finished?
if a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?
January 31st, 2010 at 12:55 pm
so wats up wit airline food
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:49 am
Why do towels get dirty if we only use them after washing ourselves?
February 4th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
hmm…why is it that….
(just imagine),
your friend goes to do something ‘bad’?,
you say,
“i wouldn’t do that if i were you!”…. if i WERE you then why would i be thinking about doing it just to tell myself again i wouldnt if i were me, because then i would be me, just in your form, which make me you but that still makes me, me because you cant be someone else, only you?
confused myself now.
i think thats how to put it?
…
this might be very logical?,,
but atm im confused thinking about it “/
February 10th, 2010 at 6:26 am
hahahaahaha i like those i can’t stop laughing
February 18th, 2010 at 8:57 am
heya all stupid dumbass who tries hard to be smartass.. first, i really dont want to answer questions on this site, because they shouldn’t be answered in the 1st place! these are just for FUN!!!!
..but 1 question i would like clear for additional information only.
“if the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?”
REAL, LOGICAL, and SCIENTIFIC answer:
if you mean 0 degrees celsuis, just convert it to KELVIN; 0 deg celsuis= 273 Kelvin
*note: coldness is NOT a thing, it’s the absence of heat*
so twice the coldness of 273 Kelvin is 136.5 Kelvin ( to check, reverse the process, what is twice the HEAT of 136.5 Kelvin? =273 Kelvin)
ANSWER: 136.5 Kelvin OR -136.5 degrees CELSUIS
(if you mean 0 deg Fahrenheit, same principle)
if you mean 0 Kelvin, then this question is senseless and has no answer. Kelvin is a unit of measuring temperature which has no negative value ( Kelvin is ABSOLUTE) means there is NOTHING COLDER THAN 0 KELVIN anywhere in this universe! 0 Kelvin is the temperature where it is the total absence of heat.
now, let’s enjoy this site AS IT IS! don’t try to answer these questions! they’re not meant to be answered! if you do, just make sure you know what you’re talking about…
ENJOY GUYS! peace
February 19th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Why do blind people wear dark glasses,
yet deaf people dont wear ear muffs.
Before drawing boards what did people go back to.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap.
How does a blind person know when they have finished wiping.
Where did the guy who wrote the dictionary look up his definitions to.
If something is spelt wrong in the dictionary, how do we know.
If currys are always lowering prices, howcome nothing is free yet.
If you are not supposed to have midnight snacks, how come there is a light in the fridge.
Why does water that has trickled through the mountains for centuries, go out of date next year.
Why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food.
February 21st, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Why are they called doughnuts when they are actually dough circles??
February 25th, 2010 at 3:31 am
What if pinocchio says “My nose will grow now.”?
February 26th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Most of these questions are stupid and really obvious and there are so many repeats. And honestly I have a very good humor
March 3rd, 2010 at 2:40 pm
#188
“they inbred, ha”
well, if we are talking abotu eve’s kids inbreeding like it actually happened then we are all decendats of them, so we are all inbred too, i think that will shut you up from “haing” at something not really that amusing
March 6th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood with chuck norris?
March 7th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
why does my cell phone keep ringing even after I txt it to trn off?
March 7th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
o ya and y does mememe say these questions suck when clry ther are ligetamet?
March 9th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
What’s your nickname if your name is Nick?
March 10th, 2010 at 4:52 am
if life gives you lemons…
get a job ya free loader
March 10th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
If something is nonsense then it doesnt have senses. So tht means the only thing that is nonsense is death right?
March 15th, 2010 at 11:55 am
if a pizza is a circle…and the trash can is a circle…why is the box square??
March 16th, 2010 at 5:58 am
Do British people imitate american accents?
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:32 pm
#173 wtf
dry ice is not hot, dry ice has such a cold temperature that it would kill skin tissue and cause pain, giving someone the feeling of a burn from something hot like fire. plus, if it were hot, it’d be in the gaseous state of CO2, not in the solid state. Go learn chemistry then you would understand how to accurately comment on the states of compounds, such as solid CO2 a.k.a dry ice.
March 24th, 2010 at 11:58 am
newton saw a falling apple, n discovered gravy, he had been passing shit for almost 25 years, why didnt he realized it then???
March 28th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
WHO IS SHE
like “That’s what she said”
whoever this she person is she sounds like a whore
March 29th, 2010 at 9:14 am
how could mary have jesus AND a little lamb? and did u know jesus really died by getting hit by a speed boat walkin to work?
March 30th, 2010 at 11:35 am
in the book of tarzan it says that he shaved after he met the explor
March 31st, 2010 at 4:51 pm
scientist: nobody cares that you know science and we dont…
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:31 am
#607
umm *cough* nerd *cough*
and umm y is it called dry ice/ if ice is water and water is slippery
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 am
How come when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says congratulations but nobody rubs our penis and says good job? Its not fair
April 5th, 2010 at 6:53 am
Why is it that people who say they don’t believe in God, always say “Oh My God” When something extreme happens to them?
Why is cat spelled C-A-T and not K-A-T?
Where does the matching sock go when you throw it in the dryer?
Why do guys think it’s ok or cute when they fart, to blame it on someone else?
If dogs are sensitive to scents, why do they always insist on smelling each other’s butts?
If a dog is a man’s best friend, why is a woman’s best friend battery operated?
April 5th, 2010 at 10:10 am
If a fly lost it’s wings would it be called a Crawl?
April 12th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
I’m looking for a poem titled “Of Louses and Meese and Little Mongeese.”
It begins:
“I’ll begin with a box and its plural is boxes
but the plural of ox is oxen not oxes
If I showed you a foot and a pair is called feet
if I showed you a boot would a pair be called beet….”
It goes on comparing other words such as mouse/mice: house/hice, goose/geese: moose me/meese.
I found it on-line a couple of years ago, but can no longer find it. Any suggestions? I would be most grateful if someone could direct me to a copy of this poem. I believe I first heard it in seventh grade English class. Thank you.
April 12th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
someone asked what is the speed of dark ? the speed of light but in the other direction
April 14th, 2010 at 11:48 am
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
April 16th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Why am I here?
April 19th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
why when we leave people say “are you leavinq”?
why when someone lost their keys someone always asks “where”?
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:41 pm
this page is a complete waste of space
April 24th, 2010 at 11:07 am
why do people at ihop walk?
April 26th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Why does Cup of noodles smell like pee?
April 26th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Because there are other lemon colors stoopeeh!
April 26th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Why do people like katt williams?
If i curse a lot and be annoying
will i be famous too?
April 30th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
how come these questions are impossible to answer? including this one?
May 1st, 2010 at 10:37 am
no Katt Williams is just a funny person regardless.
You skeezer.
May 2nd, 2010 at 8:41 am
hahahaha lol number 50
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:41 am
If you have to be talented to gain success how was Twilight published?
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:49 am
why i’m searching for a stupid question ?
May 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
ik superman flies …but….how does superman fly faster?
May 7th, 2010 at 6:55 am
I’m only answering this one because i heard it ages ago and the answer that came with it was awesome
So the question is. . .
What if Pinocchio says “My nose will grow now.”?
And the answer I’ve heard is
His head would explode in a puff of sawdust.
^_^ Enjoy
May 8th, 2010 at 12:25 am
If mission impossible was so damned impossible, why did it have like 2 sequels?
May 8th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Why is it when someone tells the next person in line that the cash machine is broken, they try themselves???
May 9th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
452: When you go to the dentist why do they give you a lolipop???
Answer: They give you one to screw up your teeth so you come back soon and they make more money off of you…
May 10th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why is the sky blue?
Say you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone. where do you tell them to go?
Is it illegal to make out with your wife while the cop writes your ticket?
Shouldn’t Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier?
What if you don’t have time for a time management course?
Shouldn’t women earn bachelorette’s degrees?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?
What is the opposite of medium?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doorsWhy doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why is the sky blue?
Say you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone. where do you tell them to go?
Is it illegal to make out with your wife while the cop writes your ticket?
Shouldn’t Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier?
What if you don’t have time for a time management course?
Shouldn’t women earn bachelorette’s degrees?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?
What is the opposite of medium?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
May 19th, 2010 at 10:12 am
@157 According to bible scholars, Their family made a tribe. Their sons married their sisters and did it with them. I know it’s pretty odd, but no one else was around.
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
162: Donkey Kong was originally supposed to be ‘Monkey’ Kong, but the copyright company somehow messed it up, hence how we now have the seemingly-meaningless name of Donkey Kong.
May 23rd, 2010 at 5:54 am
hi guys :)
May 24th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Why do you say can I ask a question because it doesn’t matter if you say yes or no you still ask it!!!
May 25th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Would an infinite number of monkeys sitting at an infinite number of typewriters really eventually recreate the complete works of William Shakespeare?
May 26th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Answer to do fat people skinny dip?
No they chunky dunk!
May 26th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
if a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?
(Testcial)
May 26th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
to #106. we dont cover our eyes because we can close them, but we cant close our ears. duh !
May 27th, 2010 at 7:42 am
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
What is the opposite of medium?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
May 28th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
to the question “If today’s temperature is 0 deg F and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?”
Ans: 0F is = -17.77° Celsius, so it will be -35.54° Celsius or -31.97° Fahrenheit
May 31st, 2010 at 1:11 am
#386 his horse’s name is friday >_>
May 31st, 2010 at 1:35 pm
If chocolate chip cookies are made of chocolate chip and penut butter cookies are made of penut butter what are girl scout cookies made from
June 1st, 2010 at 1:03 pm
if you expect the unexpected doesnt that make the unexpected expected?
June 1st, 2010 at 2:13 pm
doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
June 1st, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Why is it called myspace if everybody has access to it?
June 2nd, 2010 at 6:26 pm
If a whale had rabbies and it was under water, instead of foaming would there be bubbles? every bored teen’s question
June 5th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Do fish get thirsty?
June 6th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
if all ciderella’s equipment change on 00:00, why her shoe doesn’t???
June 7th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
do deaf people dream in closed caption?
June 8th, 2010 at 2:14 am
To 636: cause it’e funny dude
June 8th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
If it is illegal to drive wile your drunk why do bars have parking lots?
June 12th, 2010 at 4:53 am
*If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
*Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
*Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
*If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
*If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
*When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
*If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
June 13th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Okay number 522. First of all I love this site it’s hilarious. They are quesions meant to be Here for laughs not always answers. And before you go acting completely “brilliant” with yer fancy answers real lemon juice is not dangerously acidic. I eat lemons and I’m not injured in any way.
June 19th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan’s last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver’s license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, “you may kiss the bride”. What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
When there’s two men who “get married”, do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in “PU, that stinks!”)?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven’t been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can’t donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there’s a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween…. if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they’re English?
What do Greeks say when they don’t understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it “gels” the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, “it was an uphill battle,” and another says, “it went downhill from there,” how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man’s evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn’t just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don’t woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph’s surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan’s Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?
Can you “stare off into space” when you’re in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is “vice-versa” to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it’s illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place”, is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, ‘coined the phrase?’
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don’t produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for “thesaurus”?
June 21st, 2010 at 4:57 pm
why is Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia(Fear of long words) so long word?
June 21st, 2010 at 8:33 pm
your kno the saying ” if life gives u lemons u make lemonade.?” well wat if u dont have suger.?
June 22nd, 2010 at 2:55 am
why do u put your towel in the dirty cloths basket if u come out the shower clean
June 25th, 2010 at 2:24 am
@540 no but they can feel it .
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:52 am
If quizzes are quizzicals, then what are tests?
If a fly had no wings, could it be called a walk?
July 5th, 2010 at 5:06 am
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The Egg: Dinosaurs where laying eggs long before the evolution of chickens “DUH” Dumb Ass
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
July 8th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Do gold fish have teeth? im not trying to be stupid, i really wanna know the answer!!!
July 12th, 2010 at 3:58 am
The Chicken came first people, God created animals not eggs…. hahaha
July 12th, 2010 at 4:00 am
what gets wet the more u dry???
A towel
July 13th, 2010 at 6:31 am
Is a word is spelt wrong in the dictonary, how would we know?
If someone says it IS opposite day, do they have to say it’s NOT
July 13th, 2010 at 6:34 am
if this sentence is a lie, does that mean it’s not a lie, or is the lie lying about the sentence being a lie?
July 13th, 2010 at 6:40 am
To the person who wrote 205, the only way to wake up dead is if you are a zombie, waking up dead.
July 14th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
to the person who asked.
if you jumped into a tub of dry ice, would you need a towel to dry off?
the answer is no. because you would probably be dead. leaving the towel irrelevant to the question
July 19th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Why is there Braille on drive up ATM’s
July 25th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
why do we park in a drive way and drive on the park way???
July 26th, 2010 at 7:28 am
if bald head pple go to get shaved, do they pay half tha price?
why do we understand and not overstand?
how much does it really cost to pay attention?
which rule says that we must wear clothes??i mean is it illegal to stay naked really???
July 28th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
number 122 don’t you mean which one is pink?, not floyd
July 29th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
why do people who don’t like wrestling say its fake yet us fans know that it still hurts the wrestlers from time to time especially since people make mistakes almost every day
August 9th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
If once you pop you can’t stop why do pringles come with resealable lids?
August 14th, 2010 at 10:11 am
How can you have a civil war? If builders don’t like building a 13th floor, why don’t authors skip chapter eleven? Why is it that your flashlight is really just a place to hold dead batteries? Why is cargo sent by ships and shipments sent by cars? During a flight, why do people treat those little one ounce pretzel packets like they’re something really special?
August 25th, 2010 at 5:04 am
Would you commit suicide if your life depended on it?
August 26th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
to number 56
if you’re double jointed you can actually rub your eyes with your elbows. its possible. i can do it. its also possible to lick your elbow. i am living proof.
so the impossible is possible
August 28th, 2010 at 4:03 am
hey that was really interesting…
i liked If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I like this website shown and this has offered me some sort of desire to succeed for some reason, so keep up the good work.
September 8th, 2010 at 2:59 am
This is very funny and stupid Paragraph.
September 9th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one gets filled first…
September 9th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
When a cow laughs really hard does milk come out its nose?
September 10th, 2010 at 3:17 am
if they call it bug spray why can it also kill humans
September 10th, 2010 at 3:21 am
on the right side it says theres 20 million viewers on this site and on the left it says congratulations im the 999,999 visitor wich one am i right or left is the right side right
September 10th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
to #167: ANY NUMBER times zero is zero
September 15th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Why do they call it ” Jumbo Shrimp “?
Why do they call it a T.V. set when you only get one?
Why is there nutrition facts on bottled water?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
September 17th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
if a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
September 19th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Why do women wear nightgowns in the evening and evening gowns to night clubs?
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
September 22nd, 2010 at 1:38 pm
sweetie Says:
“bruce wayne”; “clark kent”; ad “peter parker” are not two first names. its first name and last.
When he was saying that they are two first names he meant that “bruce” & “wayne” are both first names. “clark ” & “kent” are both first names. “peter” & “parker” are both first names. duh! so in what he said is true they do have 2 first names.
thats like calling someone with 2 last names example: “walker smith”. mow idk anyone whose first name is walker.
September 29th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Good Jobs…keep it continue……..
September 30th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Do people in Japan listen to “Party in the USA?” (By: Miley Cyrus)
October 6th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
stupid question: so your on a bus and big guy with huge steel-toed boots steps on your foot he says “I’m sorry did that hurt” your answer “No i’m an orthodontist, why don’t you try it again?
October 6th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
that last one of mine was a stupid answer too, heh heh ;)
October 7th, 2010 at 6:13 am
Why isn’t the W called double-V?
October 14th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
When we say you’re welcome, what does that mean?
October 16th, 2010 at 6:22 am
if people with big breasts work at hooters do people with one leg work at ihop?
if you die before you get your braces off do they take them off before they bury you?
October 19th, 2010 at 9:41 am
Why is it called a “magic” marker?
October 21st, 2010 at 4:56 pm
who’s cruel joke was it to have the word hippotomonstrososquipidaleophobia as the fear of long words???? SERIOUSLY!!!
October 24th, 2010 at 7:31 am
Victoria doesn’t HAVE a secret… IT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL OUT THERE!
October 24th, 2010 at 10:57 am
to all you young ninnys out there trying to figure out the question about…how cold will it be tomorrow if it is zero today….well get out your crayons and open your grade two math book….
Firstly, convert celsius to an absolute temperature scale (where zero means nothing), degrees Kelvin:
0 celsius + 273 = 273 degrees Kelvin (because 0 Kelvin = -273 Celsius)
273 Kelvin / 2 = 136.5 Kelvin
Convert to Celsius: 136.5 – 273 = -136.5 degrees Celsius
Put on your earmuffs….
October 26th, 2010 at 2:34 am
why whenever u ask somtheone how is he, he said fine but in fact most ppl arent fine
October 28th, 2010 at 10:24 am
how come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?
October 29th, 2010 at 5:44 am
I like some of the funny question…
I want to know answers too..lolz
October 29th, 2010 at 11:49 am
What’s inside the X files?
October 29th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
What’s inside the X files
October 29th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Why are slices of lunch meat round if bread and cheese are squareular?
Why isn’t squareular a word?
November 1st, 2010 at 1:02 pm
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.
November 1st, 2010 at 7:28 pm
dont u sound like an ultimate dumass Rickoh with that huge explanation(which is not even correct) to a silly, “NOT-MEANT-TO-BE-ANSWERED” question?!
i really wish i could avoid this..but
u need to know the temp of the ‘yesterday’ to consider this question as a possibility, thats how we can plot the fall in temperature each day!
Pl all o u tryin to act smart here, let the stupids be…its more fun that way!
cheers
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 am
If we aren’t allowed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
November 8th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
This is for all of you uneducated people that responded to the following post:
“If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?”
Here is how you solve this simple problem:
1. You ask the question “0 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit?”
2. Once this is determined, convert it to the other.
3. Double the number that is revealed through the conversion.
4. Convert the resulting number by 2. The result reveals the correct answer.
November 11th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
Who was the first person to eat an egg? Who see’s something come out a chicken’s butt, and thinks, “Ooh! Breakfast!”?
November 13th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
how come when someone hears gunshots, they go outside to see what it is?
November 13th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
#573 theres no stupid questions, just stupid people,
November 15th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
why are people answering these silly questions with logical answers???
November 21st, 2010 at 11:31 am
if someone with a brain gets a no-brainer wrong, what does that make them?
November 21st, 2010 at 4:49 pm
you guys all suck :l
November 22nd, 2010 at 8:22 am
Why do they put Braille on a drive-thru ATM?
Why do we drive on Parkway’s and park on Driveways?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:00 pm
why isnt the green room green?
November 29th, 2010 at 4:40 am
Why is the White rhino called the white rhino when it is actully gray?
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:44 pm
why must there be brale on drive through A.T.M’s !?!
December 5th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Why do you sing Take me out to the Ball Game if you’re already at the Ball game ?
December 7th, 2010 at 2:13 am
How will u face ur problem if ur problem is ur face?
December 7th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
how deep would the ocean be if sponges didn’t exist?
December 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
December 18th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
why does katy perry feel like a plastic bag ?
December 19th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Where the heck is Waldo?
what if a baby drank from the fontain of youth?
December 19th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
on radio i heard that someone said “good weather in sight” …but where is sight?
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Can you dream about you dreaming of a dream?
December 27th, 2010 at 1:13 am
A lot of these just plain suck. Funny the first time around not the eighth time around. PLEASE NO MORE ANSWERING THE STUPID ZERO DEGREES QUESTION. WE GET IT ALREADY.
Answering the questions isn’t all that bad. Some answers are funny.
A Q&A that was ACTUALLY ASKED on Yahoo! Answers. Google it if you don’t believe me.
Actual Question: Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while you are pregnant, can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?
Best Answer: The baby can get pregnant only if it’s a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby’s baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.
Found this hi-larious
December 28th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
December 28th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
to #170 if money is paper and paper is made from trees then does money grow on trees?
The answer is simple because money is only partly made from paper, surprisingly money is mostly made of cotton, yes cotton like the stuff your shirts are made of. so only part of money grows on trees
December 28th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
to #223
It’s becAUse the police will have an extra charge against you when you go to court, so that way every time you commit a crime your punishmant can get even worse.
December 29th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
How come Goerge W. Bush JR is the only one in his family that speakes with a texas accent?
December 30th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
181: not all post boxes are outside post offices. and they might put them outside for locals to use when the post office is shut.
December 30th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, why is there a song about him ?
December 30th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
If Jimmy cracked corn and we don’t care, why is there a song about him ?
January 3rd, 2011 at 7:55 am
How come your Boss hasn’t asked u to find formulars u memorized from college?
January 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 pm
why are buildings called buildings when it alreayd built ?
January 4th, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Victoria’s secret is actually that HE is a man and didnt want that to get out. There is no victoria. his name is victor.
January 5th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
what did tenna-see? what arkan-saw!
January 5th, 2011 at 7:53 pm
what did tenna-see? what arken-saw!
January 5th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
IF A MAN SPEEKS IN THE FOREST AND NO WOMAN HEARS HIM IS HE STILL WRONG?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:07 am
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
January 8th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
if its 0 degrees out and twice as cold it would be -32 degrees because 0 degrees celcius is 32 degrees feirenhieght then 0 degrees feirenhieght would be -64 degrees celcius so twice as cold would be -32 degrees feirenhieght
January 10th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
do they have handi-cap parking at the special olympics?
January 10th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.
these r so truuu!!!!!!!!
January 16th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Who is this Freddie and why is he so ready?
January 16th, 2011 at 9:09 pm
If blood is red where did all the white cells go?
January 16th, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Meaning….
If there are white and red blood cells why isn’t blood pink?
January 16th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Why was Waldo hiding anyway?
January 23rd, 2011 at 9:10 pm
to #168 we dont have a map to the universe dont be silly…
January 24th, 2011 at 11:55 am
the real question for the witch is heavier a ton of rocks or a ton of feathers. witch would fall faster if dropped a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
January 24th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Why do atheists still celebrate christmas?
January 28th, 2011 at 4:40 pm
to #44….with a mirror :)
January 31st, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Is a venus fly trap an aminal, or a plant? think about it!
February 1st, 2011 at 8:28 am
If Missiles are so accurate, why are they called ‘Miss’iles? :o
February 2nd, 2011 at 9:38 am
Yeah I am lucky number 777
February 6th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
How Happy Was Larry ?
February 7th, 2011 at 8:23 pm
How close does a fly get to the ceiling before he flips over to land?
February 9th, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Should midgets be paid under the table?????
Should a schizophrenic take multi-vitamins????
February 9th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
toast always lands butter side up and cats always land on there feet—so what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cats back??? xxxx
February 9th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Trust me I’m a Liar.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:30 pm
Why is it that when we know the batteries on a remote are dead, yet we just start to push the buttons harder?
February 13th, 2011 at 7:43 pm
What does “original” really taste like?
February 13th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
How come a hairdryer is supposed to dry us, but it can electrocute us if it gets wet?
February 18th, 2011 at 1:11 am
the bible says that Jesus will come like a thief. Does it mean every time we catch a thief we ask him whether he is Jesus?
February 19th, 2011 at 12:18 am
If moths like light so much why don’t they come out in the day time?
February 20th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
chocolate chip cookies are made from chocolate chips..
peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter…
the what are girl scouts cookies made from??
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:56 pm
if snow is frozen water, why don’t we call it ice?
February 22nd, 2011 at 8:29 pm
okaay … @225 , obviously the chicken came first . God created animals not the eggs. Duhhh ?
and a question : What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken ?
February 22nd, 2011 at 8:58 pm
(Twilight)
If the werewolves from Twilight are really “shape shifters” then why is one of the books called New Moon?
If Edward is supposedly a “Fairy” then why does he never age and can’t eat?
If Benjamin can control the elements then why doesn’t he just smoother the Volturri With boulders?
IF Jacob was in love with Bella then why did he imprint on her baby, Renesmee?
If some people hate Twilight and say they are never going to read the books then why do they always know so much about it?
Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out November 18, 2011
Breaking Dawn Part 2 comes out November 16, 2012
P.S. I understand most people will think I spelled Vampire wrong but there are two different ways to spell it,same with grey(gray)and colour(color)
February 27th, 2011 at 10:44 pm
guy: i lost my wallet
girl: where did you lose it
guy: …….really……..
March 1st, 2011 at 11:42 pm
why, if mouse plural is MICE, house plural not HICE?
Trout plural TRICE?
it’s a funny ol’ language.
March 1st, 2011 at 11:47 pm
answer 2 no.138:
they’re too ugly. XD
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 am
ANSWER TO NO. 46
you would end up floating in the centre because thats where all the gravity is. you would also be fried in the molten metal down there. also, its impossible.
March 2nd, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Okaaay, like seriously the only question i really like on here is can you cry underwater? But really the other ones are soo stupidd! No offense to the poeple who made them, but if your gunna put comments at least make them funny so people that are looking at them arn’t like wow their stupid. Just sayinng and leaving a shout out to whoever made the dumb ones but whoever made the one that says can you cry underwater is freaking awesomee!!!
March 4th, 2011 at 9:11 pm
2. yup b/c if ur siting upstairs thn ur setting downstairs ceiling aka floor -.-
March 6th, 2011 at 11:01 am
why circular pizza comes in a square box ?
March 7th, 2011 at 2:17 am
ur jokes suck!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Can you get Military discounts if you served for a different country?
March 8th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
if a person is born deaf what language do they think in???
March 9th, 2011 at 12:47 am
If there are more jokes on this website than there are Canadians in Canada, why does the liquid in glowsticks still taste like strawberries?
March 9th, 2011 at 9:47 am
number 166 ur really thinky
March 16th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
for #775, to get presents…duuhhh!!!!!!
March 16th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
#765…i thought butterflies came from worms…O.o
March 28th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
April 1st, 2011 at 1:31 am
you guys rocks, what about this?
why is boxing ring square?
why do we call it lipstick while you can still move your lips?
April 4th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
two dyslexics walk into a bra
if a man openly speaks his mind in a forest is he still wrong?
April 8th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mi…ce,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and
get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship…
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and
in which an alarm goes off by going on.
April 9th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
What was Scar from Lion King called before he had a scar?
When are Phineas and Ferb going back to school?
April 22nd, 2011 at 8:43 pm
If we ask Chuck Norris questions, what kind of questions does Chuck Norris ask?
May 1st, 2011 at 4:53 pm
why do they call it a coffin if you don’t coff in it/
why do they call it a wake if they aren’t awake?
May 1st, 2011 at 5:24 pm
if vegetable oil comes from vegetables, and olive oil comes from olives, ten where does baby oil come from?
May 2nd, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
There clear silly goose..
May 9th, 2011 at 11:59 am
# 816 has a senseless question..,, I think that stupid question has a stupid answer just like # 815
June 7th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
if you look up at something that is not there why do people look up at what you are looking at?
July 10th, 2011 at 4:29 am
:PPPPPPPPPPP wwhy trees have leaves
July 11th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Does anyone here speak braille?
July 11th, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Why do they call it a tv set if u only get 1?
July 11th, 2011 at 11:40 pm
Would you use a silencer to shoot a mime?
July 13th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, what does a humanetairan eat??
July 13th, 2011 at 9:35 pm
Gah, didn’t see the poem on 811. sorry ;)
July 14th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
did u no that for a mood ring the color YELLOW (aka Blonde) means mental strain LMFAO!!!
July 22nd, 2011 at 6:10 pm
Why is “sham”poo clean but “poo”poo dirty?
July 28th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Why is it called a building when it’s already been built?