[...] bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]diarrhea[/color][/color] does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? [...]
February 19th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
where is the green mile?
February 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?
March 1st, 2008 at 8:40 am
If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?
Matt Jr. Says:
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?
March 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what someone said or do they hear words ?
March 8th, 2008 at 5:20 am
if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?
March 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Why when i wind up my watch i start it, but when i wind up this sentecne i finsh it!
Why can we say the teacher taught, but why cant we say the preacher praught!
Why is everything that goes by watr “car”go and everything by land is “ship”ment!
Why do we drive on “park”ways and park in “drive”ways!
March 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
March 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard? I mean he lives with freaking monkeys how could he shave? and he thinks that he is monkey and monkeys don’t shave so there for how does he not have a hairy face?
March 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Can you cry underwater?
If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
if you eat a kit-kat, but you’re thinking of a twix, isn’t that considered cheating?
if Jesica Alba is naked but no one is around to see it, do I still get aroused?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Tarzan shaved with his knife… Read the original books and learn something…
March 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Think about it
if the sky is the limit what is space? over the limit
if electricity comes from electrons what does morality come from
what is the speed of dark
what hair coulour do they put on bald peoples drivers licences
March 13th, 2008 at 6:28 am
they probably write “na” for not applicable!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
some of these things are just nonscense!!…but yet somehow they’re funny!!
March 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
if a fat man falls in the forest…do the trees laugh?
March 16th, 2008 at 6:50 am
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
you are a tool Says:
March 18th, 2008 at 1:07 am
round piza is seved in a square box cause you cant make a round box that can squish into a flat pack.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
do vegetarians eat animal crackers
March 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am
why are all of these questions unanswerable?”
March 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am
‘coz you’re blonde.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
if you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?
if corn syrup is made from corn, and veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?
March 31st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
if a tree falls in a forest and no ones around , do you hear it ?
March 31st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
i mean does it make a sound
March 31st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
If pro is the opposite of con than is progress the opposite of congress
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
“bruce wayne”; “clark kent”; ad “peter parker” are not two first names. its first name and last.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 am
2 blondes walk into a building, you would think one of them would have seen it.
crazy white kid Says:
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 am
accidents happen, just ask your parents
April 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
April 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am
why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?
April 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am
wys is it that the night falls but the day breaks?
What up Says:
April 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
if a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless or both???
April 6th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
April 7th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testical. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg anyway? If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?
April 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I saw a funny definition up at #4. Here’s another. What is politics, Well, Poli- or Poly- means many, and tics are parasitic blood-sucking creatures. I gues politics are many parasitic blood-sucking creatures.
Glue Doesnt Stick to the bottle because there is no air constantly touching the glue to dry it. #84
if there are right and left shoes why arent there right and left socks.
why is the word abbreviation so long?
And they guy wanted the cow pink thing’s liquid because he saw the babies drinking from it instinctivly #81
April 17th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
How does white out not dry up in the bottle
April 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Who first figured out how to milk a cow, and what did they think they were doing at the time?
If teflon doesn’t stick to antthing, how does it stay on the pan?
Who cares how mucj wood a wood-chuck could-chuck?
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Isn’t the spice of life SPICE?
How come on the Flinstones, they use their feet to power the car. Doesn’t it just make more sense to keep walking?
April 25th, 2008 at 8:51 am
91, because of the laws of inertia, the car would keep moving even after he moved his legs off of the ground.
Why are they called apartments if they are built together?
Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?
Why is it called a blacklight if it’s purple?
Why isn’t there another word for thesaurus?
If all of the demons cast out of Beelzebub entered the pigs, would that have made it deviled ham?
Why do they always served deviled eggs at church luncheons.
April 26th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
When you eat a jaw-breaker, why doens’t your jaw break?
When you chew a new-breathe, whos new breathe are you getting?
Why are you stoned when you are high, why not rocked?
You can see the stripes on a tiger, but how do you know he’s clean?
Why is Bill short for William, why not Billiam?
Why are long words called five dollar words, why not million dollar words?
Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.
Fish-izzle and ToTo Says:
May 6th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
okay so when your laying on your stomach your legs are backwards but your arms are frontwards
but if you lay on your back your arms are still frontwards. why?????
May 6th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
when someone says my head hurts so much its not even funny or somthing like that, why would it be funny in the first place?
just someone Says:
May 7th, 2008 at 7:38 am
why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?
what would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror?
matt damon Says:
May 7th, 2008 at 8:11 am
why is it that you read all of these and when your done you try to go tell all your friends these but you cant remeber sh*t.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
where does steel wool come from?
May 8th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
can you get cornered in a round room?
May 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am
how come when people talk to their dogs telling them to do sumthing in english they get mad when they wont listen??????
May 13th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
When you’re in Amish country, does Motel 6 leave a light on for you?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
haha these are hilarious
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
how come you never see a unhappy face
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’??
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
why is the word abbreviation so long???
“cute as a button” is that supposed to be a compliment?? since when were buttons cute??
why do they put pictures of criminals on the Post Office?? what r we supposed to do write to these people?!? why dont the put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail??
Why are we scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse??
shouldnt we start making the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate??
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
would you rather a square pizza in a round box ???
May 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
ya kno how roman noodles, gum, and other thigs have original flavor… what is original supposed to taste like? is it supposed to taste the same reguardless of the product?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Do penguins have knees?
Capn Awesome Says:
June 29th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
June 30th, 2008 at 6:13 am
why don’t cat fish have kittens?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
to jeff and volleyball4lyfe ,
if you are so concerned about not loosing time, why are you reading this page, for pure science
July 1st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 am
why is it called a classified ad if its there to let us know what there selling?
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 am
why is it we eat spring rolls year round?
July 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
July 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
what do sheep count when they cant sleep?
whats something the poor have, the rich need, and is greater than god?
Answer:nothing-because theres nothing greater than god.=D
do vegetairians eat animal crackers?
if the sun is going down on our side and coming up on there side whouldnt that mean there upside down…?
gravity isnt responsible for people falling in love.♥
i used to want a BMW now i just want the BM.
lots more. tell me if you want some.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Who put the keep off the sign grass on the grass?
July 7th, 2008 at 3:10 am
is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
July 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
why do people say they know somthing if they don’t want you to ask what it is?
July 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
there is true n false, right n wrong, rhetorical questions…does this mean there is rhetorical answers???
the man with the plan Says:
July 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
if you dump water on your bed is it still wetting your bed
why do they always make kids toys to small for the kids
if you shoot your reflection in the mirror would it still hurt
who is “they” anyway
if someone tells you to watch your lamosquitoes nguage couldnt you still say bad words since its physically impossible to look at your language.
i mean who came up with that saying anyway seriously i think “they” should lick they’re eyesight (makes obscene hand gesture) >:(
P.S. i think mesquites would make terrific lawyers and why do they call mesquite sauce mesquite anyway does it contain misquotes
P.S.S. i think that atheism is a non prophet organization just like #4
the man with the plan Says:
July 9th, 2008 at 12:42 am
if you guys all think im a scycopath im not i just put up strange stuff for fun on websites i think are coolio
July 9th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Does a Bee know it’s going to die when it stings you?
If so, are its final thoughts “this’ll hurt me more than it does you”?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
why is there brail on the drive through atm?
July 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
notice that the other lane always goes faster then the one your on.. so why do people change over if the OTHER one always goes faster!!
July 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
why do some people cpver their ears when they get scared of something they saw? as if not hering it will make it go away!??
July 14th, 2008 at 2:14 am
To jeff #132, way up there…. Yes i agree that people should stop posting things over and over. although if u have enough time on ur hands to come to this website then reading a few things over shouldn’t be wasting you time. if it is don’t come to the website.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 am
what did thinks taste of before chickens were around
shane weldon Says:
July 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
the buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.
July 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Answer to “Why is there braille on the drive through ATM?”
It’s because the driver of the car may not necessarily be the one taking money from his/her bank. They may have a blind passenger who is the one getting money.
And a question: who was the first person to think “Hey, look at that chicken. I’m going to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of its ass!” ?
That is all :)
July 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am
if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?
July 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
if brownies werent brown…what wud they b called?…if they were green..wud they b greenies?
July 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
To 125: Most?
If you have a midlife crisis at 15, will you die when your 30?
Who was the first person to say “Meat tastes good, but it will taste even better in ball form!”
How many spots do the 101 dalmatians have?
If Eve was the only woman on earth, who did her son do it with?
July 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
to 139 if you dive into a tub of dry ice the towel will not be neccessary because your whole body would be burned off.
dry ice is HOT!