Daily Quick Break: April 20, 2008: Funny Quotes

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The best funny quotes and really dumb sayings and quotes from bumper stickers, T-shirts, & graffiti.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

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1 thought on “Daily Quick Break: April 20, 2008: Funny Quotes”

  1. it is okay but I think it could be cuter or make it funnier like wake up and smell the beans! or wake up and smell the coffee

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