–So what’d ya give up for Lent?
–I gave up resolutions this year.
Hey shit for brains… the only thing I want to hear out of you is nuthin’
I don’t need any new ideas. I’m confused enough already.
I like being a pessimist – it makes it easier for me to deal with my inevitable failure
Man is like a banana: strong and firm, bright and phallic and he’s
protected by his all important shield. But when a woman comes along,
you know, she see’s this bright, phallic beast and she wants it but
she’s not happy with it the way it is – she wants to see what’s
inside. So she starts to peel away the all important shield. First,
she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your
passionate side, then she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine
side and she keeps peeling and peeling until your left there, buck
naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. That’s
when she grabs her knife and she starts to cut away your manhood,
piece by piece, until their having your cock in their cornflakes.
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me, pal.
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