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English is our language. No Excetions!
Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste!
For Restrooms, Go back towards your behind.
You lady will push this button before leaving. Or ELSE!
Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.
Sliced children with broccoli, snow peas, carrots, water chestnuts. Just like Grandma used to make. Before she went to prison.