Yo’ Momma Jokes



Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.



Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.



Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.



Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.



Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”



Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!



Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.



Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.



Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.



Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.



Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.



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74 thoughts on “Yo’ Momma Jokes”

  1. yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out in the window they say dammnn is it holloween already??

  2. Yo mama so fat, that when she saw a yellow school bus go by, she ran after it sayin “STOP THAT TWINKIE”.

  3. Yo mamas so fat she eats cerial out of a saterlite dish..

    Yo mamas so stupid she locked herself in a burning house because the bergulars were around..

    Yo mamas so fat she was baptised at seaworld

  4. these jokes r funny yo mammas breath stinks so bad i didnt know wether to give her a toothbrush or toilet paper!!!

  5. yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!

    yo mommas so stupid her favorite color is clear!!

    yo mommas so stupid she sold the car for gas money!!

  6. Да уж… Тут как люди раньше говорили: А дело бывало — и коза волка съедала.:)

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