Tag: your mom

 

 

Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.

 

 

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

 

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

 

Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

 

 

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