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Yo’ Momma Jokes
Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, my grandma threw her out on the street and she was charged for littering.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:36 am
yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
sticks and stones I brake my bones especialy when your mom gets on board
February 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Yo mama teeth is so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Yo mama so heavy when you got into a monster truck ya’ll were low riding
February 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
yo mama is so poor that when u set the house on fire she was like “clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the lord that we have heat
February 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
March 9th, 2008 at 7:18 am
yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out in the window they say dammnn is it holloween already??
March 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you
March 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Yo momma is so round she cant touch the ground
April 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Yo momma so fat her weight is her cell phone number.