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Yo’ Momma Jokes
Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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58 Responses to “Yo’ Momma Jokes””
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, my grandma threw her out on the street and she was charged for littering.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:36 am
yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
sticks and stones I brake my bones especialy when your mom gets on board
February 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Yo mama teeth is so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Yo mama so heavy when you got into a monster truck ya’ll were low riding
February 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
yo mama is so poor that when u set the house on fire she was like “clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the lord that we have heat
February 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
March 9th, 2008 at 7:18 am
yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out in the window they say dammnn is it holloween already??
March 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you
March 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Yo momma is so round she cant touch the ground
April 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Yo momma so fat her weight is her cell phone number.
July 27th, 2008 at 3:56 am
yo momma is so stupid tht on her job application it marked SEX: and she wrote YES PLEASE!
August 11th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
September 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
yo momma is so fat “when she got sucked in a black hole she got stuck”.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
yo maam is so fat when she farted she made glober warming raise
September 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Yo momma so poor, she was walkin down the street with one shoe on and someone asks
“you loose a shoe?”
“nope, i found one”
September 25th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can down the road and someone asks
“whatcha doin?”
she says “moving”
October 15th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Yo momma so fat when she puts a yellow rain jacket every kid says school bus, school bus.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:01 am
yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the cinnima she sits next to evryone
October 19th, 2008 at 8:02 am
yo mamma is so fat that she sits around the house all day and i meen AROUND the house
October 19th, 2008 at 8:05 am
yo mamma is so fat that when she went swimming in the sea all of the whales jumped out and started singing “we are family”
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to go sign up for a sumo wrestler they said “sorry u don’t qualify”.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
Yo Mommma so fat that when she go to a Strip Joint they pay her to keep her clothes on
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Yo mommas so ugly that she wears a line of make-up called “Why Bother”
October 24th, 2008 at 7:56 am
you mama so dumd she tried to put m n m`s in abc order
October 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am
yo mama so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit evry branch to the bottom!!!! ha ha
October 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
yo mama is so fat wen she fell on the ground i wasnt laughin but the ground was crackin up
November 9th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
yo mama is so ugly they moved her birthday to halloween
November 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
November 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
yo mama is so dumb she got locked out of a motorcycle
November 12th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Yo mama so fat, that when she saw a yellow school bus go by, she ran after it sayin “STOP THAT TWINKIE”.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Yo mamas so fat she eats cerial out of a saterlite dish..
Yo mamas so stupid she locked herself in a burning house because the bergulars were around..
Yo mamas so fat she was baptised at seaworld
November 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Yo momma so stupid she climbed over the Chain-linked fence to see what was on the other side.
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
yo mama so stupid that she didn’t know how to spell “I”
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
these jokes r funny yo mammas breath stinks so bad i didnt know wether to give her a toothbrush or toilet paper!!!
November 24th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Yo momma is so fat, that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
yo momma is so old she farts dust
December 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!
yo mommas so stupid her favorite color is clear!!
yo mommas so stupid she sold the car for gas money!!
December 4th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
yo mama so fat god spirits couldnt lift her
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 am
ur mom is so fat the only letters in the alphabet she nows are KFC HAHA
January 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 am
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WQHEN SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW SHE MADE SKITTLES
March 12th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Your mom is like limewire free but gives you viruses!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:43 am
yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled:”STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
May 5th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
yo mama is so poor, when the mail man rang her door bell, she shouted DING DONG!!!
May 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Да уж… Тут как люди раньше говорили: А дело бывало — и коза волка съедала.:)
June 5th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Yo mama so stupid she shouts “Yo mama” jokes at YOU!
June 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am
your mama is so hairy the only langauge she speaks is wookie
August 15th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
yo momma is so nasty each time she eats a burger its like Jurrasic Park all over again!
August 15th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
ogd is so funny!!!!!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
yo momma is so nasty each time she eats a burger its like Jurrassic Park all over again
August 17th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Да таков наш современный мир и боюсь с этим ни чего нельзя поделать:)
September 17th, 2009 at 5:40 am
yo momma is so old she was the maid at the last supper
October 6th, 2009 at 9:20 am
yo mam so dumd she tried to drown a shark
October 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl
October 15th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
yo mama so dumb she thought the dictionary was a sexual position
October 15th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
yo mama so dumb she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin booty call
October 27th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
yo’mamma so fat that she went on a beach and a whale came up and said “we are family”.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
i know this aint a yo mamma joke but here it is, i dreamed i ate a 15lb marshmellow,and thismorning when i woke upmy pillow was gone