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Yo’ Momma Jokes

 

 

Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.

 

 

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

 

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

 

Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

 

 

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11 Responses to “Yo’ Momma Jokes””

  1. Brandon B Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly, my grandma threw her out on the street and she was charged for littering.

  2. hannah and vickram Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 4:36 am

    yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!

  3. Isaac D uan Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    sticks and stones I brake my bones especialy when your mom gets on board

  4. Calvin Urthees Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Yo mama teeth is so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows

  5. Me Says:
    February 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Yo mama so heavy when you got into a monster truck ya’ll were low riding

  6. shawn Says:
    February 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    yo mama is so poor that when u set the house on fire she was like “clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the lord that we have heat

  7. yo dad Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

  8. shanelle Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 7:18 am

    yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out in the window they say dammnn is it holloween already??

  9. bb Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you

  10. bb Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    Yo momma is so round she cant touch the ground

  11. JT Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Yo momma so fat her weight is her cell phone number.

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