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Yo’ Momma Jokes
Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, my grandma threw her out on the street and she was charged for littering.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:36 am
yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
sticks and stones I brake my bones especialy when your mom gets on board
February 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Yo mama teeth is so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Yo mama so heavy when you got into a monster truck ya’ll were low riding
February 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
yo mama is so poor that when u set the house on fire she was like “clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the lord that we have heat
February 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
March 9th, 2008 at 7:18 am
yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out in the window they say dammnn is it holloween already??
March 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you
March 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Yo momma is so round she cant touch the ground
April 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Yo momma so fat her weight is her cell phone number.
July 27th, 2008 at 3:56 am
yo momma is so stupid tht on her job application it marked SEX: and she wrote YES PLEASE!
August 11th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
September 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
yo momma is so fat “when she got sucked in a black hole she got stuck”.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
yo maam is so fat when she farted she made glober warming raise
September 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Yo momma so poor, she was walkin down the street with one shoe on and someone asks
“you loose a shoe?”
“nope, i found one”
September 25th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can down the road and someone asks
“whatcha doin?”
she says “moving”
October 15th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Yo momma so fat when she puts a yellow rain jacket every kid says school bus, school bus.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:01 am
yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the cinnima she sits next to evryone
October 19th, 2008 at 8:02 am
yo mamma is so fat that she sits around the house all day and i meen AROUND the house
October 19th, 2008 at 8:05 am
yo mamma is so fat that when she went swimming in the sea all of the whales jumped out and started singing “we are family”
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to go sign up for a sumo wrestler they said “sorry u don’t qualify”.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
Yo Mommma so fat that when she go to a Strip Joint they pay her to keep her clothes on
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Yo mommas so ugly that she wears a line of make-up called “Why Bother”
October 24th, 2008 at 7:56 am
you mama so dumd she tried to put m n m`s in abc order
October 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am
yo mama so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit evry branch to the bottom!!!! ha ha
October 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
yo mama is so fat wen she fell on the ground i wasnt laughin but the ground was crackin up
November 9th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
yo mama is so ugly they moved her birthday to halloween
November 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
November 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
yo mama is so dumb she got locked out of a motorcycle
November 12th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Yo mama so fat, that when she saw a yellow school bus go by, she ran after it sayin “STOP THAT TWINKIE”.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Yo mamas so fat she eats cerial out of a saterlite dish..
Yo mamas so stupid she locked herself in a burning house because the bergulars were around..
Yo mamas so fat she was baptised at seaworld
November 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Yo momma so stupid she climbed over the Chain-linked fence to see what was on the other side.
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
yo mama so stupid that she didn’t know how to spell “I”
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
these jokes r funny yo mammas breath stinks so bad i didnt know wether to give her a toothbrush or toilet paper!!!
November 24th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Yo momma is so fat, that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
yo momma is so old she farts dust
December 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!
yo mommas so stupid her favorite color is clear!!
yo mommas so stupid she sold the car for gas money!!
December 4th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
yo mama so fat god spirits couldnt lift her
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 am
ur mom is so fat the only letters in the alphabet she nows are KFC HAHA
January 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 am
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WQHEN SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW SHE MADE SKITTLES
March 12th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Your mom is like limewire free but gives you viruses!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:43 am
yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled:”STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
May 5th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
yo mama is so poor, when the mail man rang her door bell, she shouted DING DONG!!!
May 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Да уж… Тут как люди раньше говорили: А дело бывало — и коза волка съедала.:)
June 5th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Yo mama so stupid she shouts “Yo mama” jokes at YOU!
June 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am
your mama is so hairy the only langauge she speaks is wookie
August 15th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
yo momma is so nasty each time she eats a burger its like Jurrasic Park all over again!
August 15th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
ogd is so funny!!!!!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
yo momma is so nasty each time she eats a burger its like Jurrassic Park all over again
August 17th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Да таков наш современный мир и боюсь с этим ни чего нельзя поделать:)
September 17th, 2009 at 5:40 am
yo momma is so old she was the maid at the last supper
October 6th, 2009 at 9:20 am
yo mam so dumd she tried to drown a shark
October 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
yo mama is so ugly when they shot a bulet at her the bulet turnd around!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl
October 15th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
yo mama so dumb she thought the dictionary was a sexual position
October 15th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
yo mama so dumb she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin booty call
October 27th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
yo’mamma so fat that she went on a beach and a whale came up and said “we are family”.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
i know this aint a yo mamma joke but here it is, i dreamed i ate a 15lb marshmellow,and thismorning when i woke upmy pillow was gone
October 30th, 2009 at 11:30 am
yo mamma smells so bad, she farted and gas prices went down to $0.00
November 9th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Yo momma so old that she sat in front of Jesus in first grade.
Yo momma so poor that she couldn’t afford to pay attention.
Yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store.
Yo momma so ugly that when she looked outside a window, she got arrested for mooning. (mooning is when you show your butt to everyone)
December 9th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
yo mam is stupid when she saw a wet floor sign she did
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
YO MOMMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER 3 HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES!
December 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE WEIGHT SCALE.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT NASA WAS A CHOCOLATE FACTORY
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE TOOK A BOWL OUTSIDE BECAUSE THE NEWS SAID IT WAS CHILLY
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE BOUGHT A VIDEO CAMERA TO RECORD HER FAVORITE TV SHOWS
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS EXPIRED
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL
YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE HAS TO WAVE AROUND A POPSICLE STICK FOR AIR CONDITNING
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN UR DADDY PURPOSED HE GAVE HER A ONION RING
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE BREST FEEDS IT COMES OUT POWDER
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE SHAMPOO’D HER FLOOR AND PUT A WET FLOOR SIGHN DOWN
YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU YOU GOT RUG BURN
January 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Yo mama is so stupid when the doorbell rand she checked the microwave.
Yo mama is so poor that when I went to her house, wait she doesn’t have a house.
Yo Mama is so old she has moses in her year book.
January 13th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
yo momma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
March 10th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
May 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Yo Mama is so fat, when she bungie jumped she landed in he11.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a batterie up her but and said I got “The Power”
January 24th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Yo momma’s so stupid she failed a survey
Yo momma’s so stupid she thought the cheetah girls are zebras
Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
Yo momma’s so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phone book
March 15th, 2011 at 7:57 am
yo mamma so stupid she startsthe aphabets with “z”.
April 20th, 2011 at 6:45 am
this website is so AWESOME!!!!!
May 30th, 2011 at 11:22 am
your mommy so dumb she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
July 12th, 2011 at 5:22 pm
yo mamma so dumb she got into a garbage can and rolled down the hill and sang you see me roolin