Yo’ Momma Jokes

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Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.

 

 

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

 

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

 

Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

 

 

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74 thoughts on “Yo’ Momma Jokes”

  1. Да таков наш современный мир и боюсь с этим ни чего нельзя поделать:)

  11. Yo momma so old that she sat in front of Jesus in first grade.

    Yo momma so poor that she couldn’t afford to pay attention.

    Yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store.

    Yo momma so ugly that when she looked outside a window, she got arrested for mooning. (mooning is when you show your butt to everyone)

  14. YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE WEIGHT SCALE.

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT NASA WAS A CHOCOLATE FACTORY

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE TOOK A BOWL OUTSIDE BECAUSE THE NEWS SAID IT WAS CHILLY

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE BOUGHT A VIDEO CAMERA TO RECORD HER FAVORITE TV SHOWS

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS EXPIRED

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE HAS TO WAVE AROUND A POPSICLE STICK FOR AIR CONDITNING

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN UR DADDY PURPOSED HE GAVE HER A ONION RING

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE BREST FEEDS IT COMES OUT POWDER

    YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE SHAMPOO’D HER FLOOR AND PUT A WET FLOOR SIGHN DOWN

    YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU YOU GOT RUG BURN

  15. Yo mama is so stupid when the doorbell rand she checked the microwave.
    Yo mama is so poor that when I went to her house, wait she doesn’t have a house.
    Yo Mama is so old she has moses in her year book.

  20. Yo momma’s so stupid she failed a survey

    Yo momma’s so stupid she thought the cheetah girls are zebras

    Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

    Yo momma’s so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phone book

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