admin #1)Any children? #2) One daughter: Irene. But, she insists on calling herself Rita. #1) Just like a dame. #1)I can feel it in my buns. #2)Buns? Where did you get buns? #1)No, monsiuer, the buns in my body. #1)Twain has no pinkies. #2)You mean he’s only got 8 fingers? #1)No, he has 10. He just … Read more
–You were in the Olympics. You know what it means to be a team player. –Sharpshooting isn’t a team sport. -A study at Harvard determined a person’s longevity by the first thing they read in the paper. -I’m an obituary man. -Start with the comics, you’ll live longer. -Jesus, Alvin. You really had her killed, … Read more
–Did anything go wrong at lunch? –My frog turned on me. –Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself. 1. Something from the grill, Jill? 2. No, meat makes me ill, Gill. A FROG?!! In love with a PIG?! BROOKE SHIELDS: Is something wrong? RAT: Do you believe in inter-species dating? BROOKE: Well, I’ve gone out … Read more