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#1) If I say you’re hungry, you eat. If I say you’re sleepy- #2)I eat? (1)And don’t tell me that you don’t know. (2)I know not? 1) I had that dream again. 2) Oh yeah? You mean the one with the goat, the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter. 1)I swear I had 4 … Read more

#1 when your a professional pirate…. #2 you dont have to wear a suit. (1) It just feels so weird. (2) You mean that Mr. Aeral’s dead? (1) Yeah, that and my pants are filled with starfish. (2) You and your hobbies. (1) Your finger hired the crew? (2) No, that’s silly. The man who … Read more

A bear in his own habitat, A studebaker #1-I’ve got to catch a plane. #2-With that tongue? No way. #1-I’ve to catch a plane. #2-With that tongue? No way. 1) I’ve lost my direction! 2) Have you tried Hare Krishna? 1)And what in the name of Fats Waller is that? 2)It’s a 4-foot prune! 3)A … Read more