–Did anything go wrong at lunch?
–My frog turned on me.
–Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself.
1. Something from the grill, Jill? 2. No, meat makes me ill, Gill.
A FROG?!! In love with a PIG?!
BROOKE SHIELDS: Is something wrong?
RAT: Do you believe in inter-species dating?
BROOKE: Well, I’ve gone out with some rats before, if that’s what you mean. (The rat faints)
GIL: Something from the grill, Jill?
JILL: No, meat makes me ill, Gil. (They all start humming)
Hi ya, Lenny, sweetheart, I just flew in from the coast! Hey, I love your office, don’t change a thing!
I DON’T KNOW!…How should I know?! Why’s everybody always asking me?!
Can’t you take care of yourselves?! I don’t know what to do next! We failed, all right?! We tried and we failed!
I’ll trade w/anyone w/a jacuzzi!
I’m stayin’ here! The frog is staying!!!
Maybe I’ll go HOG wild! I’ll stay home and you can bring home the bacon! Oh, the sounds of love:Soiee! Oink! Oink!
Ocean breeze soap its like taking an ocean cruise, only theres no boat and you don’t actually go anywhere
PIGGY: CANCEL THE SHOW! HIIIII-YAH! (Knocks KERMIT across the room)
PIGGY: I spy because I care!
KERMIT: Well I care too!
PIGGY: Well why don’t you say so?!
KERMIT: I JUST DID!
PIGGY: ALL RIGHT! (They start screaming, then they try to catch their breath)
GREGORY HINES: Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don’t use ‘m anyway. Just like to run around in shorts. (Jogs off)
So, I was like, look mother, it’s my life ooookay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked all day, then-
What better way could anything end? Hand in hand with a friend…
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