Science

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. When turtles are afraid, they can stick their head into themselves and disappear. A bottom dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms. Do you know what “elevation” means? Yes. It means we all … Read more

Funny Resume Mistakes

    Here are some funny resume mistakes:     “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” “Education: College, August 1880- May 1984.” “Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.” “Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.” “I’m a rabid typist.” “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.” Reasons … Read more

A Recipe

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. —First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil. —If you have time, you should suck the noodles for twenty minutes before you boil them. —Add a little fresh black paper. —Put the cabbages … Read more