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–Gene, you can’t sell the plane! It’s government property! –The U.S. government doesn’t exist in Laos and neither does this plane! –Good point! –Hey, Gene. You will remeber what I said? Shhh! –Well, the problem is, Rob, you and I weren’t here, this conversation never happened, so I can’t remember what the fuck you didn’t … Read more

(cody walks in after being beat up at his date with natalie) codys dad: what happened!….did that girl do this to you? 1: I especially love T.S. Eliot. 2: You do? 1: Yeah. She’s amazing. I love how she uses words, her books are just amazing, and so feminine-like. 2: T.S. Eliot is a man. … Read more

1)Are you very much in love? 2) As much as a man can be? 1) Is there a limit? 1. See I told all my friends about our engagement. 2. Yes, it’s too bad it had to be at a ball. 1. Even now we’re alone. 2. The worst is I want to kiss you … Read more