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–Should I be afraid of you? –I don’t know. –What is it you don’t like exactly: footballplayers, tacos or beer? –I like tacos and I like beer. –What the hell made you think you could handle Jessie? I bet you used to bring her home flowers. –No, you don’t have to do that when you’re … Read more

–Any complaints or suggestions? –Few. –Which? –Complaints. –All right, shoot. –Well, you don’t scold, you don’t nag, and you look far too pretty in the mornings. –All right. I’ll remember: must scold, must nag, mustn’t be too pretty in the morning. –Darling, are you packing? –Just putting away the liquor. –Darling, you don’t need mystery, … Read more

–I’ll have a Jack and ice. It doesn’t have a fancy name or come with an umbrella. But if it’s good enough for Frank, it’s good enough for me. –Who’s Frank? –Sinatra. –Did he take an umbrella? –Not even when it rained. –What about Mexico? –I can’t take the water. –How about Paris? –Can’t take … Read more