Movie Quotes from Air America: Quotes from the movie Air America

–Gene, you can’t sell the plane! It’s government property!
–The U.S. government doesn’t exist in Laos and neither does this
–Good point!

–Hey, Gene. You will remeber what I said? Shhh!
–Well, the problem is, Rob, you and I weren’t here, this conversation never happened, so I can’t remember what the fuck you didn’t tell me!

–I don’t wanna crash twice in one day!
–Don’t worry, I crash better than anyone I know.

–Jesus! Who the hell is shooting at us?
–Over here, everybody shoots at us.

1) How often do you guys go off on a bender like this?
2) Bender? This is no beneder… it’s nighttime

1. I know Marshal Kee, he want to have LIQUOR STORE in America. I’m not going from general to LIQUOR STORE OWNER. 2. Why don’t you tell the senator what you really want, General? 1. Holiday Inn, Southern California, own and operate!

1. I’ll tell you something, people crowd the freeways here because they actually think they’ll see a casualty. Not unlike this complete moron here in the brown 18-wheeler working for hauling! 2.(insulted and yelling)F*** you, Eye in the Sky! 1. F*** me, what? What did you say? 2. I said F*** you! 1. Hey, you want a convertible because I got a present for you. (gives him the finger) 2. Get your ass out of that whirlybird, I’m gonna kick your whirlybird ass!

1. Why do I like I’m being kept out of the loop? 2. (sarcastically) What do I know? I’m only boy for carrying luggage bags.

Billy: We’ll figure something out!
Bubba: Don’t say we, man, ’cause I’m 43 years old and I never figured anything out in my whole fucking life!

a)Do you want to go first?
b)No, I don’t want to go first.
a)Ok, I’ll go first.
b)No, I don’t want to go second.

a)Gene, is he dead?
b)Well Rob, if he’s not dead, he’s real, real calm.

Billy: Don’t worry, we’ll think of something. Co-pilot: We, no don’t say we man I am 37 years old, and I ain’t figured nothin out in my whole entire fuckin life!!

Don’t blame me for the single decent act of your entire adult life!

Gene: Wild Dog to base, request permission to fly over to Tango Six to pick up Billy. Base: Base to Wild Dog, negetive you are to stay on course. Gene: Wild Dog to base, Fuck Off base!

Here at Air America, what’s considered psychotic behavior anywhere else is company policy.

HEY Mother Theresa! I was gonna do it anyway I just hate being lectured!

I’ve seen things here that I could never possibly have imagined, and
I’ve got a pretty broad imagination.

If you’re not really here and I’m not really here, then this conversation didn’t really take place, so I can’t remember what the fuck you didn’t just tell me.

is that a fucking uzi?!?!?!?

Love Me Two Times.

Never look at looks, looks’ll fool you every time.

No need to give up a good theory just because it isn’t true.

Relax, I crash better than anyone else I know

Rob, please don’t use the words American and Intelligence to describe what it is that you do.

We’re VSFed Man! Whaaat? Very Severely Fucked!

Well, down here at Crazy Gene’s Used Airplanes, people think we’re out of our minds since we slashed the prices on our used C1-23’s!

When you go to France, you have General DeGaulle carry luggage?

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