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–A day without sex… –Is a day wasted. –Cigar? –Hogan! –I’m your friend. –You’re my only friend, John. Big Daddy. Bob…This is Disney. Dead air. Dinner theater. Don’t tell Tonto. Eddie Canter once told me that likeability was 90% of the battle. And he was right. Guess who’s playing Super Dad? Heroes don’t try to … Read more

–Why do you take aspirin with champagne? –Oh, champagne gives me a headache. Comin’ home to you is like comin’ home to milk and cookies. Don’t you ever, ever, ever tell me I look good for my age again. I’ve got one natural sister, seven step-brothers and seven step-sisters. I’ve got more than twenty aunts … Read more

I eat cause im not happy, and im not happy because eat, its a vicious cycle. (Austin drinks a cup of poo thinking it was coffee) A:This tastes like sh**! B. Exposition: Thats because it is sh** Austin. A:Oh. (takes another sip)A little nutty. (austin,s and felicity,s romance moment get disturbed,when somebody knock they door.) … Read more