admin #1: How dare you break wind before me! #2: I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was your turn! (1) Hey there you are (2) Do I know you (1) No, but there you are 1) Hey there you are! 2) Do I know you? 1)No, but that’s where you are you’re there! 1) how dare … Read more
(GETS HIT IN THE GROIN WITH A PROP METEOR) Good one A-Hole! Good God, let me find my balls here. 1,2….and 3…ok im fine, im fine. All right, let me find my balls for God’s sakes! 1, 2… and 3, okay; I’m ok. (Austin grabs Fat Bastard’s nipples and twists them) Fat Bastard: AHHH! My … Read more
–Who’s that English lady? –Vera’s not English, dear, she’s from Pittsburgh. –She sounds English. –Well, when you’re from Pittsburgh you have to do something. -Why’d that oriental sandman let me sleep in my best Chanel? -Well, he tried to take it off you, but you bit him. A: (refuses drink) Oh, no! Spirits do the … Read more