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Ammer: Anyway the sooner you… get back to… work the sooner you… be partnerised. I taste shit. Michael Newman: you do? Ammer: Stacy did you put shit in my lunch? oh. Apparently when you combine yodels with large quanities of cough syrup you get acid. do you have a unverisal remote? for what? for a … Read more

*EAT PUSSY spraypainted on building* Jay: Oh we totally do. *Quick Stop is toast* Randall: Terrorists? … I left the coffee pot on again didn’t I? Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom’s home? *to Silent Bob* Be really fuckin’ quiet. Advocating ass to mouth. At least you spelled … Read more

…my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my current girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. #1 Cute cat. What’s its name? #2 Annoying customer. #1 Hey, are they any balls down there? #2 About the biggest pair you ever seen!…Dingleberry. #1 Just go open the video store. #2 Yeah, you cock smokin’ clerk. … Read more