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(shreak… shreak) a whole gang of chocolate, (shreak), i need it badly! 1) Would you please stop hitting the back of my chair i’m trying to sleep! 2) I’m sorry Ms. Nice Older Person, but I don’t know what you’re talking about. Perhaps you were having a nightmare about your earlier days in the circus. … Read more

(1)Do you know what real love is, Kristel? (2) No. (1) Sacrifice. (shoots her) (1)I must say, you’re a real piece of work. (2) I must say, you’re a real piece of shit. (1)Tucker and Walker! We’re missing 3 bags. (2)What’s in them? (1)None of your fucking business! (3)Suits, socks, 100 million dollars – the … Read more

#1 We only take injuries here. #2 Well I guess I’ll go out and get hit by a truck and then come back. (1)I have been sober for three years. (2)Yeah right, that’s what all the drunks say, how they’re gonna get sober and all. They even say they love you but they don’t. And … Read more