admin *Whatcha eatin’ there sport? *Uh Apple. 1. Nobody shoots a marble at my head and sets my pants on fire! 2. But that was an accident! 1. THERE AREN’T GONNA BE NO MORE ACCIDENTS! 1:Can I tell you a story? 2:Is it about flowers and lambs? 1:No. 2:Okay. 1:Do forts got carpet 2:No! 1:Forts don’t … Read more
…I walk around in the summer goin’ ‘How about this HEAT?’!!!! I’m an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E! A-S-S-H-O-L-E!! Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E! I’M AN ASSHOLE!! And my father looks at me like it’s the most normal thing ever. . . like there’s roving gangs of indians around the city. Do we need a 2 and a hour … Read more
1/_ Via-con-dias! 2/ And a Via-con-diablos to you too! 1/_Age before beauty 2/_Pearls before swine, shithead! 1/_That is crazy! 2/_ Deal with it! Cordelia: Poor guy. Hey maybe I should give him a freebee? Irene: Hmm. Just what he needs, someone else to screw him. Irene: God damn it. Get that pussy off the table! … Read more