Movie Quotes from Demon Knight: Quotes from the movie Demon Knight

1/_ Via-con-dias!
2/ And a Via-con-diablos to you too!

1/_Age before beauty
2/_Pearls before swine, shithead!

1/_That is crazy!
2/_ Deal with it!

Cordelia: Poor guy. Hey maybe I should give him a freebee?
Irene: Hmm. Just what he needs, someone else to screw him.

Irene: God damn it. Get that pussy off the table! (Cordelia jumps off the table) I mean’t the cat.

The Collector: (after Irene sticks up shoulder, where her arm used to be) Is that a ‘yes’?
Irene: No, that’s me giving you the finger, asshole!

The Collector: (after walking out of the remains of his car on fire) Airbags. Got to love em.

The Crypt Keeper: What the hell are you doing? You call that ‘hacting’!?
Bad Actor: Yes, as a matter of fact I do call that ‘acting.’
The Crypt Keeper: Well, let me tell you something pal. You’re no ‘Gory Cooper’! You aren’t even a ‘Robert Deadford’! Another take like that and it will be back to the ‘bit’ parts for you! And I won’t say what ‘bits’ I’m talking about!

Enough of this cowboy shit! Ya fuckin’ ho-dunk po-dunk well then there MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Hello? Anyone wanna play? !!!!!!!!WHACK!!!!!! or not!

If it feels good do it.

If it makes you feel good,do it!

No, I just started that stove and I can’t do everything at once.

Roach: Vaya con dios.
The Collector: And a vaya con diablos to you, too, sir.

The *eye thing*?? That only works with lower level demons

The Collector- Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key!

Turn it off, turn it off!!! my nipples are smoking!

Well, you know this Hell on earth business? Big fuckin’ deal….. I got hemorrhoids.

You know this *hell on earth* business??… big fuckin’ deal, I got haemmorrhoids

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