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–I suppose I should have called first? –Yes, do that next time. –I’ve read every New York newspaper backward and forward for the past fifteen years. I don’t smoke. I only drink champagne when I’m lucky enough to get it. My hair is naturally natural. I live alone and so do you. –How do you … Read more

#1 Charels Christopher Shine. Isn’t Shine a Jewish name? #2 Biblically. #1 Christopher? Shine #2 My Mom is Catholic. I’ve got all kinds of guilt. #1 How’s that working out for you. #2 Fine. I a had a lot of therapy as a kid. #1 Tomorrow is fine… of course there is a 10 percent … Read more

–What are you drinking?–Cranberry juice. 1: You know who John Lennon was?2: Yeah. He was the president before Lincoln.1: John Lennon said, ‘I’m an artist. Ya gimme a fucking tuba, I’ll get ya something out of it.’2: Well, I’ll tell ya Mr. Costello, I’d like to squeeze some fucking money out of it. 2 pills? … Read more