Funny Answering Machine Messages: Funny Messages for Answering Machines

Everybody loves a good answering machine message, so why not make yours more memorable?  After all, everyone you know and their dogs have “sorry you missed me, please leave a message after the beep” as their answering machine message. Break the mold with these funny messages and impress friends and family alike. Be memorable! With … Read more

Philosophy of “Why did the Chicken Cross the Road”: Chicken Philosophy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To learn the mysteries of life obviously! Philosophers have long, hard, and terribly difficult names to remember… and their philosophies are even more confusing to keep apart. This handy guide uses the classic “why did the chicken cross the road” joke to differentiate between them all… humorously of … Read more

Politics Explained: Cows Explain Politics Simply

Current politics has you confused beyond all belief? Can’t tell socialism from feudalism, democracy from bureaucracy? Sick and tired of all the pundits and pacifists arguing on TV about who is what? Do not worry, we have you covered. Here’s our handy guide to the whole political spectrum, laid out in cows! Follow this manual … Read more