#1)Ok, strait to the point… You are a former agent of a top secret organization that monitors extra terestrials on earth. We are the Men in Black, we have a situation, and we need your help. #2)There is a free mental health clinic at the corner of violet and east vally. Next! #1)What did you … Read more
Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it. A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. #1)All right, I’m in, because there’s some next-level shit going on here, and I’m with that. But before y’all beam me up, there’s a few things to understand. First off, … Read more
(explosion!)AHHH!….Hey, this is shit. It’s shit, Ross! G-Get it off me! It’s shit!! It’s shit!! –Who was Richard Nixon’s chief of staff during the final days of Watergate? –Oprah Winfrey. 1) Golf clap? 2) Golf clap. All the citizens in Las Playas are hard working, with a future in mind. With the exception of these … Read more
