*blood goes flying everywhere* 1) I wasn’t shot, YOU were shot! 2) No I wasn’t! 1)You’re just in shock, you were shot! 3) Uh, guys. It’s just tomato soup. –And if we don’t drop these bombs right in the pickle barrel, there are going to be a lot of innocent people killed. –What’s the difference? … Read more
–He lives in Los Angeles. –What does he do? –He’s a professional embarrassment. –Who moves to Vermont? –She likes the cold. –She should…she invented it. I’ve lived a thousand different lives in a thousand different places, kid. If I die on a weekday, no one will come to my funeral because everyone is working. It’s … Read more
have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can’t remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world’s still there. Do I believe the world’s still there? Is it still out there?… Yeah. We all … Read more
