(explosion!)AHHH!….Hey, this is shit. It’s shit, Ross! G-Get it off me! It’s shit!! It’s shit!!
–Who was Richard Nixon’s chief of staff during the final days of
Watergate?
–Oprah Winfrey.
1) Golf clap? 2) Golf clap.
All the citizens in Las Playas are hard working, with a future in mind. With the exception of these 2 clowns. They’re part of the don’t let this happen to you crowd.
I know what you’re thinkin’, you’re thinkin ‘Uh-oh, looks like we got ourselves another crazy nigger with a gun’. Well let me tell you, human life means very little to me at this point. You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle misery was all we had, but back here in the ‘real world’ nobody wants to talk about misery–and pain. Everybody wants everything to be nice–and civil. Well alright, let’s be nice–let’s be civil–and let’s drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.
I’m a phrenologist. I read and interprept the bumps on Walts asshole….Err The bumps on your head.
Its the, uh, swollen one.
Just what exactly……..(in unision) God good.. Just what exactly are you trying to say Carl?
Never touch another man’s fries !!
Now will you look at that, someone has thrown away a perfectly good white boy.
Oprah Winfrey.
Rent-a-cops! I hate rent-a-cops, too!
There are several things considered sacred in this life. One of those happens to be another mans fries. If you remember that you will live a long and happy life.
What a beautiful day. Warm sun, beautiful women, and the air is just right…for drinking.
What a gorgeous day, a warm sun, beautiful women, and the perfect air for drinking.
What do you mean you lost the body?
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