#1)Ok, strait to the point… You are a former agent of a top secret organization that monitors extra terestrials on earth. We are the Men in Black, we have a situation, and we need your help. #2)There is a free mental health clinic at the corner of violet and east vally. Next!
#1)What did you mean, ‘just leave you’, I never run out on a fight. #2)Well, he took your gun. #1)Yeah? #2)He cracked you on the head. #1)And? #2)Slammed you across the room. #1)[scoffs] #2)Half the time you were on your back. #1)[grunts]…that’s how I fight.
#1- Let’s put it on. #2- What? #1- The last suit you’ll ever wear… again.
#1- Let’s put it on. $2- What? #1- The last suit you’ll ever wear… again.
#1- The Deneuralizer. In a few moments, transverse magneto energy will surge through your brain, unlocking information hidden deep and dormant that could hold the key to Earth’s very survival. #2- Okay … What’s that thing?
-what was the last thing you ate before the incident?
-hmm…you need pie
1) Does that come standard? 2) It came with a black guy, but he kept gettin’ pulled over.
1) Does that come standard? 2) No it came with a black dude but kept getting pulled over
1)Hey pretty lady!(Licks her face)You taste good!(Drags her behind a bush) What the!!!(Guy screams his feet are seen above the bush then they dissapear)2) Yeah you too!
1)I’m supposed to take advise on love from a dude that chases his own ass?2)Easy pal. That’s canine profiliing, and I resent it.
1- Get married, and have a bunch of kids.
1. Who are you stranger? 2. Well i’m agent J 1…..All hail J! All Hail J! Oh J can you see..
1. You don’t remember me, but we used partners a long time ago.
2. I never worked at a funeral home, something I can do for you slick?
Harvey!…Harvey!…Get over here!
I remeber Jeff when he was this big!
I wanna have your baby.
I’ll be there in just a minute sweetie(more robo-aliens appear)Two minutes(one of them takes his gun)Lets just play this one by ear.
Ilike to keep my enemies confused–We all confused, Kay
Im supposed to take advice from a dude who chases his own ass!
K!!! All hail K! All Hail K! Oh K can you see…
Laura- We’re playing twister…these guys are pretty good..they dont have BACKBONES!!!
Lets put it on–Put what on?–The last suit you’ll ever wear…again!
Like you got a shot.
Listen to your self K, who talks like that……Pohh..Pfft Sacca pfft pft sappa sacca pfft sacca pfft sacca pfft pft sappa sacca pfft pft ahh
no actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over
No advice! No talking! And…HELL NO!
Oh, now ya’ll runnin! Now ya’ll–No no no, sit down, sit down! It’s only a six hundred foot worm!
Ok, first, get some contact lenses, ’cause joints look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y’all get back from cambodia, move your bum ass out of your moms house. Boy, you like 40 years old–
Still think I’m paraniod?–Yes.
Take her to Cambodia for a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar.
Thats just nasty!
The city of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, ya’ll would have been eaten.
Cause you don’t listen. Cause you’re ignorant. How’s a man gonna come bashing through the back of a subway win–that’s the problem with ya’ll
New Yorkers, Oh, we’ve seen it all. Oh, no! A six hundred foot worm! Save us Mr. Black Man. And I come in and I ask you nice: move to the next car. Ya’ll just sit
there like…(Flash)…Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy efficient subways cars. Watch your step and have a nice evening.
Trapped like rats in a chia pet- Frank
We are who we are, even if we sometimes forget.
We were framed.
Why d’you put them rats in my locker!?
Why don’t you get us some coffee?–Oh sure how d’you take it? Black with a couple of cubes of kiss my ass!
Ya like egg salad?!
You drive that old busted joint. I drive the new hotness. Old and busted, new hotness…old busted hotness.
You’re flight’s been cancelled.
You’re getting big, Jeff. Boy, what you been eatin’?
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