Here are a few one-liners from comics and comedians   Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they … Read more
Bloopers based on Actual Court Room Transcripts and Trial Records. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? By death. And by whose death was it terminated? Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. What is your name? Ernestine McDowell. And … Read more
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable … Read more
