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Daily Quick Break: May 18, 2008: Funny Courtroom Mistakes

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But first, a couple of funny signs

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Funny Signs of the Day

 

 

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

Bloopers based on Actual Court Room Transcripts and Trial Records.

Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first

marriage terminated?

By death.

And by whose death was it terminated?

Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

What is your name?

Ernestine McDowell.

To read the rest, go to: Funny Courtroom Mistakes

Daily Quick Break: March 22, 2008: A Murder Trial

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

There was a wrongful death shoot.

The death of the victim was fatal.

The deafened ant entered the court room.

He didn’t want the flea bargain.

The judge dressed the members of the jury.

The first witness held up her hand and swore at the Bible.

To read the rest, go to: A Murder Trial

Daily Quick Break: December 22, 2007: Funny Courtroom Mistakes

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

Here are some funny courtroom mistakes based on actual transcripts

Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first

marriage terminated?

By death.

And by whose death was it terminated?

Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

What is your name?

Ernestine McDowell.

And what is your marital status?

Fair.

Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in

To read the rest, go to: Funny Courtroom Mistakes

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