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Silly, weird and strange country songs
I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain’t Used Up)
I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones,
and Mine From Brown to Blue
The Last Word In Lonesome Is “Me”
Do You Love As Good As You Look
I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
Who’s Makin’ Time with the Time Keeper’s Daughter, when the Time Keeper’s Keepin’ Time?
My Shoes Keep Walkin’ Back to You
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On
How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?
I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?
He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk
She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You’re Going Against the Grain
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go
And Find Someone Else Who Will
I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love
And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
Thanks To the Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You
They May Put Me In Prison
But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field
While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
Take Me To The Corn Field Honey
And I’ll Kiss You Between The Ears
Take Me To The Quarry And I’ll Get A Little Bolder
The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin’ Back For Lunch
We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over
You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It ‘Til You Do It Right
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life.
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June 28th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
You forgot the most famous Country Song:
“My woman done made me quit drink’n but she makes me liquor all the time”