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List of the Best Palindromes
A palindrome is a word or phrase that is the same whether it is read forwards or backwards. A good palindrome also makes sense. Here are some of best palindromes (sometimes spelled palendromes).
Do geese see God?
Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
A Toyota! Race fast… safe car: a Toyota
Madam, in Eden I’m Adam
Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog!
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
Rats live on no evil star
Was it Eliot’s toilet I saw?
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era
Some men interpret nine memos
The noon sex alert relaxes no one,
Tim made us sign it “Lover”–a revolting issue, dammit!
Draw, O coward!
Niagara, O roar again!
Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!
God loaned Eden AOL–dog!
Tara’s partner entraps a rat
Now, sir, a war is never even–sir, a war is won! (Craig Hansen)
T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet
Sex at noon taxes
Dennis and Edna sinned
Live not on evil
Stressed? No Tips? Spit on Desserts
Rise to vote, sir!
As I leave to help Martin act, can I trample hot Eva-Elisa?
“Nella’s bosom, signor–it’s a cast-iron gismo!” sobs Allen. (Nora Baron)
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
No trace; not one carton
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
Too bad! I hid a boot!
Never odd or even
Murder for a jar of red rum
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Doc note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
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February 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 am
Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Some of these are so tacky!! They make no sense, they’re just words, i don’t think that they should be counted, because they aren’t a sentence they are just random words that don’t even make sense at all. One of them has a made up word as well that shouldn’t count!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
“the noon sex alert relaxes no one” is not a palindrome
April 24th, 2008 at 9:51 am
but tub
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
No sir away a papaya war is on
May 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
racecar
May 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
How could you forget “Son I am able she said though you scare me watch said I beloved I said watch me scare you though said she able am I son?”
June 13th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
The Greeks had an oxymoron: “Nipson anomemata me monan opsin which meant: “wash the sin as well as the face"
I did a video on this a while ago and got AMAZING examples as well!
Marina
Your trusty philologist
June 14th, 2008 at 12:37 am
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni. from old Greek. We Spin Around the Night Consumed by the Fire .
June 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am
borrowing and mixing yer palindromes:
Madams ex alert relaxes madam
madam nixes sex in madam
June 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
in honor of an Elf friend:
Elf fart ‘oops poot” raffle
Ruffle elf fur
Ruffles Madams elf fur
Elf fart on snot raffle
Elf i reloads da ole rifle
June 15th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
what about- was it a cat i saw?
June 25th, 2008 at 5:57 am
able was I ere I saw Elba
July 27th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!
August 1st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
“The noon sex alert relaxes no one” is listes in the best palindromes but is NOT a palindrome!
August 29th, 2008 at 2:21 am
stop! murder us not, o tonsured rumpots!
September 12th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Sun is red. Now tell life “Rain on I a refill!” Let wonder sin us.
September 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
palindromes are …………. :P
September 20th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
MY PALINDROME IS THE BEST:
…
TADAA!
October 18th, 2008 at 5:21 am
Dog tonsil is no god.
Go panic in a pog.
Noon lite ’til noon.
Loop on no pool.
Are Red rums murder era?
Tool Never even loot.
October 19th, 2008 at 11:35 am
“Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
October 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
poop
October 27th, 2008 at 12:56 am
21 is freaking awesome
November 29th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
21 is SPARTA
but 2 is right lol
Elf fart on snot raffle = lolwut
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 am
21 is soooo cool
Rats live on no evil star
December 8th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
lonely tylenol
December 24th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
By FAR the best palindrome ever: “Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.”
December 31st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
flee to me remote elf
February 9th, 2009 at 12:46 am
#21 is a poem by Demetri Martin
February 9th, 2009 at 6:25 am
By demitri martin
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
February 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
14 has absolutely no life
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:13 pm
dis is crazy….
March 19th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
One of my favorites, made up (so far as I know) by a guy in the shipping department of a former employer: To Idi Amin I’m a idiot.
March 24th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
did mom poop mom did
March 30th, 2009 at 11:07 am
was it a hat i saw
lived as a devil
not a ton
a toyota
racecar
April 17th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
How about this one:
“I Madam, I made radio. So I dared. Am I mad? Am I?”
-attributed to Nikola Tesla by the author Spider Robison.
May 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I roamed under a red nude maori
June 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Stab! Gnash! sang bats
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
madam im adam
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
never odd or even
July 7th, 2009 at 4:38 am
No son, Onanism’s a gross orgasm sin. A no-no, son!
July 8th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Thanks for sharing a great list. Here are a couple of my favorites:
Napoleon on route to his exile . . . . “Able was I, I saw Elba”
The benefits of quitting caffeine . . . “Decaf I lived on, no devil I faced”
August 18th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
The following is a true palindrome. I wrote this with the intention of depicting dialogue, in a courtroom environment, between prosicutor and accused. The first paragragh spoken by prosicutor, the second accused, and the third by the prosicutor.
_ THE TRIAL _
“LIVE" is as if “LOWER-one", to get SAW as it FELT now ARE.
Post OPEN on “IT",….
SET a sir of “Warden one"……..TALL………ordered-“NO".
What I “FELT" to “BE" when I “TRAMPLE" them,
Or “FELT" to “BE them".
Patti did,…. “IF" I “SAW",
Or “THAT" I saw Ross Otarra “Toss"…..or was it a “Throw"… … as if “I" did it!
TAP me!!!
The “Bottle" from “Ethel P. Martin" eh?
WE “Bottle-Fit"!!!…………ah!
“Wonder-Ed"….roll a “Ten" on “Ed"!
Raw!…….for is a “TEST"!
In ONE?…….POTS!
“OPERA" won’t, …left is a WASTE!
Go “Ten-ore".
“Wolf" is as “I"?……Evil??
August 27th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
ok wow these are sooo cool i am now in LOVE with palindromes now!!!! heres some one word palindroms:
pop level civic kayak rotator wow dad redder did aha huh bub anna hannah noon solos
p.s. thanks #21 i recited that to my english teacher and got 10 extra credit points!!! try it!!
September 26th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Paris boob-tube noon sex alert relaxes no one but boobs, I rap!
October 13th, 2009 at 4:56 am
Hahaha, 21 was written by Demetri Martin – he’s my all time favourite comedian – thanks for posting that up =)
October 18th, 2009 at 1:24 am
Was it a car, or a cat i saw?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:31 am
Those are completely amazing!!
November 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
December 11th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
topspot
glenelg (a place in australia)
able was i ere i saw elba
rise to vote sir
thats all i know. <—-not a palindrome
December 28th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Mr Owl ate my metal worm.
January 2nd, 2010 at 6:33 pm
[...] a really long one and good for the day: Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era [more]. Alliteration is one of my favorite literary terms, really like it [...]
February 1st, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
February 1st, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Taco cat
Mmmm tasty
February 7th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
Wow! So cool! One of them is not right. The “The noon sex alert relaxes no one” needs a th at the end to make it a palindrome. Whatever. This page is so cool anyway. I am totally bookmarking it!
February 8th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Came up with this one two days ago…
Spot on motto:
“Be not safe,
Be many,
Be no one by name,
Be fast,
One Bottom,
No tops!”
March 15th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
mom
March 26th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
“No sir, rags don’t,” nods garrison
April 14th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Madam i’m Adam
April 19th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Lived on decaf, faced no devil
May 8th, 2010 at 9:47 am
That one can be made
Pale noon sex alert relaxes no one lap
May 8th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Iris was my student. She said,
Sir, I’m Iris
May 11th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
zzirgrizz
May 19th, 2010 at 7:19 am
Nurses run!
Seton Hall, Ah! Notes!
sleep eels
T.R, a sin, is art.
pull up
Marshall, a H.S ram.
Aron, ron, mike, kim, nor nora.
May 30th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
live or ro evil
May 30th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
nor ron
June 2nd, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Ten animals I slam in a neT
June 8th, 2010 at 7:43 am
go hang a salami i’m a lasagna hog
June 14th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Williamsburg, Brooklyn zip code: 11211
June 17th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
June 25th, 2010 at 4:19 am
Surely you have seen the video (for example http://www.zappinternet.com/video/dojBbaTjuX/Weird-Al-Yankovic-Bob-Dylan) of “Weird Al” Yankovic doing a parody (from his 2003 album Poodle Hat) of Bob Dylan’s famous Subterranean Homesick Blues excerpt from D. A. Pennebaker’s film, Dont Look Back, where he holds up signs showing the lyrics, ENTIRELY IN PALINDROMES!
The film is a perfect doubling of the original, with an Allen Ginsberg look-alike too.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:23 am
My long, fully comprehensible palindrome that simultaneously meets other near-impossible demands of rhyme and metre…
“My sylph’s in a Danish! So gym
Was droll, Merows! My swan is slim!
A Hamil’s sin —” “Aw!”
Sym swore. “M’Llord saw?
My gosh! Sin a Danish? Ply Sym!”
Puzzled? Matthew Llord protests when his girlfriend Symantha Hamil tucks into Danish pastries provided by the swanning Merow twins, the chubby owners of their gym. Sym snaps sarcastically even before Matt can mention her family’s sweet tooth, for she can read him like a book — backwards, just as you can read me. Try!
August 26th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
yes Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
“the noon sex alert relaxes no one" is not a palindrome
it is if you take off the the
September 14th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
slap no poop on pals
October 1st, 2010 at 2:47 pm
“Yo, be tall, lace. Help pay apple!” He call. – Late boy.
November 7th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Best pelindrone ever!!!
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Lulzz
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 am
Wat bout “Ah Satan sees Natasha”
March 13th, 2011 at 4:44 am
avid diva
March 13th, 2011 at 11:09 am
Sit On A Potato Pan Otis is another one. xD
March 15th, 2011 at 6:00 am
Six enexis
March 25th, 2011 at 6:17 am
a manor on a ma
April 20th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Spot six at taxi stops.
May 4th, 2011 at 11:05 am
14 has no life
May 6th, 2011 at 7:34 am
oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
June 20th, 2011 at 12:52 am
oh dear guys-_-.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:17 am
rats live on no evil star is a good one
but these ones make no scence.
July 21st, 2011 at 1:13 am
mr owl ate my metal worm–best one